Excuses

1. Cop pulls over a speeder
   Cop: "why did you pass me?"
   Speeder: "'cause I'm in a hurry"
   Cop: "you got any guns in your car?"
   Speeder: "no, it's at home with the dope!"

2. Thats why i dont ask why they did something. give them the ticket or what ever and send them away.

3. An Officer pulled me over for 100MPH in a 55 zone. He asked why I was going so fast? My excuse was 'Because I'm stupid'. No ticket. I think he liked my honesty and sincerity. I saw those lights way back in my rear view and certainly thought I was toast.

4. Got pulled over going interstate speeds on a by-pass. Honestly not paying attention to the speedo, but otherwise driving safe. Got lit up. Officer pulls up and I straight out owned up to it. I was in the wrong.

   "Yeah, I had you at 64 but that's not why I pulled you over"

   Turns out they were investigating some problems at a nearby business and he thought I had come from there. Never even gave me a verbal warning, just a have a goodnight.

   Friend got pulled over going a little fast, when bad boys legitimately started playing on his ipod. He cranked it as the cop was walking up. Cop cracked up laughing, tells him to gtfo there, and goes back to his car.

   Never a reason for any interaction with the police to be a bad one, unless you make it that way.

5. "you lost me at alien abduction"

6. I'm steady working backwards through all the Mike the Cop videos 😁

7. Lmfao
   That was hilarious!

8. LOL

9. 👍🖒

10. I never offer excuses, but I also never answer their fishing expedition questions. And don't tell me they aren't trying to let you convict yourself. If you keep your big mouth shut, you can, many times, beat these B.S. tickets in court. And, no, most of the time, they do not stop you for your safety or the safety of others. If that were true, they'd give the members of the "brotherhood" tickets for some of their illegal and highly irresponsible driving; such as in excess of 100 mph with no siren or lights. Yeah, I've seen it on more than one occasion and across several agencies.

11. I'm the type of guy who gets straight to the point, yeah I was speeding no bullshit (write it or let me go) fist bump .✌️

12. Looked more like a freaking therapy session. And the doctor would be like, ok don't give a sh*t here is your bill, see next week, maybe.

13. What if I got to pee really bad. I will walk aside and let it go . Or just releive myself right there in My pants

14. Do exscuses bore you? I don't think the cop needs to know about your body functions.

15. Have you had anyone fake cry just to get out of a ticket?

16. Grandma Seizures!!! lol

17. "I really gotta shit but anxiety prevents me from using the public toilet"

18. officer:'Why were you speeding?"
    Me:'Well I had an accident'.
    officer:"What do you mean by accident?'
    me:' I shit my pants'
    officer: '……uh'okay' At this point he catches a wiff and stands back from window. "sir, take care of that and have a nice day'. Walks off laughing.
    True story, and I tried this to get out of jury duty. Didnt work. What a shitty day that was. It isn't easy to shit on demand, go ahead, try it right now.

19. Fuck you coward

20. "Honestly officer, I swear, I didn't see you recording my speed, or I would have gone slower!"

21. More like "here's your ticket, I'll see you next thursday".

22. Only 2 beers ociffer Mike I swear on my precious nannys grave 😂🤣

23. Roadside therapy; Outstanding! 😉 lol! " So, tell me about your mother"

24. Mike, you should have the music from Smokey and the bandit. You know, when the crazy Sheriff get out of his squad car. Dun, dun dun dun duuuun! lol! Or something along those lines. lol!

25. I have heard a traffic cop say, if he ever get a excuse that he newer have heard before, then he would let it go 🙂 (he have being a cup for over 20 years)

26. I was pulled over in a speed drop zone when I was 26. The officer asked me why I didn't slow down. I told him that I didn't see the sign and that I had no excuse for speeding. The officer brought back my paperwork and gave me a warning!

27. I was pulled over in a speed drop zone when I was 26. The officer asked me why I didn't slow down. I told him that I didn't see the sign and that I had no excuse for speeding. The officer brought back my paperwork and gave me a warning!

28. So it would have worked right up to the alien abduction…

29. There's at least one officer that can panfully remember having a conversation like this. Cannot be the best thing to do with the Time of either party involved.

30. I've never attempted to make an excuse just apologized , always ends in a warning . 👍🏻

31. I've found just admitting I messed up gets me out of more tickets than using an excuse.

32. I have been driving for 49 years and been stopped 5 times for any kind of moving violation.  I have received only one ticket from those 5 stops.  I have found that when one sees the police car behind you and you know you are caught, if you pull over even before the lights come on, the office is usually quite willing to go easy.  Also, the first words out of my mouth during all the stops has been, "well, you caught me."  I make no excuses, don't try to talk my way out of the ticket, fess up if I was doing wrong, or if I have a real reason, I tell the reason with no embellishment.  The one ticket I got was for speeding in a known speed trap in a county that derives much if its income from tickets.

33. Damn for an old video….

34. Lol a better excuse joke would be , the ufo had my car in the tractor beam pushing me fast , hahaha love you videos mike keep safe keep up the good much love n blessings to all

35. I'd just go with a simple "I guess I still have a bit of a lead foot with this car just started driving it not too long ago."

    I'd then proceed to mention that getting pulled over is a good wake up call.

36. lmao, I got pulled one time in florida about 20 years ago I was speeding I needed to pee really bad. and a florida trooper pulled me over. and he seemed kind of mad at me. so I immediately said officer I'm sorry I'm speeding I know I was speeding I need to use the restroom really bad. and the officer said ((rather loudly)) you need to use the latrine? and I said yes sir I'm in a lot of pain. and he said go 15 feet in the woodline and use the latrine do not go further than 15ft and come straight back and get in your car. and sure enough he gave me a warning ticket when I got back. I think he was ex-military or something.

37. "Well officer, you see, I couldn't have been speeding! It's like this, you call speeders "lead foot" right? Because a lead foot is heavy and presses harder on the gas peddle. Well it turns out I happen to have a fake leg, and the foot is made from carbon graphite, which is LIGHTER than a flesh foot, so you see, I couldn't have been speeding."
    This "excuse" actually got me out of a ticket for "originality". In15 years and has heard EVERY excuse at least 100 times. But he'd never heard mine. He just told me to slow down and have a good day.

38. LOL "And then what happened?" I ask toddler that all the time, drives their parents nuts!

39. Driver: "Officer, she said if I can get there in 5 minutes or less, I can put it in her ass!"
    Officer: "We're gonna get you there son." *whoop whoop Screech!*

40. Is a medical emergency in the back seat a valid excuse for speeding?

41. You're the type of cop I love to be around till you see me Gallaghering the law. Like Early Kyler.

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