When The Local Crackhead Goes Digital

1. They tried that crap windshield cleaning with me and my wife in LA…As I said, tried! Luckily the cops were patrolling the flea market and the guy didn't think scamming me for a buck was worth 😉 his time anymore. Thanks boys in blue.

2. That's funny shit

3. I use to live in Portland It gets to the point you have to be an asshole or you'll never get anywhere.

   I hated to be that person but you basically just have to tell them to screw off as soon as they approach you.

   Sucks but it's how it is.

4. I was excepting the crackhead to just run off with the card.
   This…This was way better.

5. Just a comment for the algorithm

6. 😂😂😂 swear man, I can't stand these fools. I know it's a joke/skit but boy it's on point! I live right behind a speedway gas station and everyday when I go over there an employee is running them fools off the property. No b.s. yesterday I went over there and a little ass kid, no more than 10 or 11 was outside bumming money off people😂 I was legit pissed at the lack of parenting there.

7. Funny

8. Its really like that here in Las Vegas. Except no one has a car.

9. Don't let them swipe. Also give them the jerky instead of money. It would be more hilarious to watch them try to stick a slim jim in their arms or snort one up their nose.

10. The only part that was unbelievable was where the guy offered to provide some kind of service before just asking for cash.. I've never, ever, had a bum try to earn it.

11. Most complex beef jerky deal ever

12. The guy in the background putting on his mask 😆🤣

13. Lol

14. LMAO

15. A few months ago I fixed a twenty something yo dudes car. Then he refused to pay me because I didn’t accept digital. So, I took my hammer to his car n put a way nastier dent n his car right next to the one I previously fixed. I didn’t get paid, but it sure af felt good.

16. Only in Michigan.

17. No kidding, there was a dude panhandling with his venmo info on a piece of cardboard. No "Hungry. Anything helps." or any of your other standard panhandler signs. Just his venmo info and he was playing on his smartphone while standing there.

18. Sounded like Christmas music in the background lol 😂

19. I bet he's an Uber Driver too …

20. Hahaha! That's on point!

21. Don't laugh, I know an executive in a large company, he has an old, beat up looking car, he and his family drive when going on vacation, a couple of years ago, they drove to Disney World, hit a bunch of truck stops along the way, begging for help, the generous truck drivers paid for there vacation, and I know he makes more than $100k a year. @9milson2wheelsmatt

22. LOL. Thank you, I really needed that laugh!

23. I KNOW THAT GUY!! I kick him out of the parking lots at the gas station and liquor store EVERY DAY.
    Funny as hell Mike!!

24. "Uh, yeah, everybody has a car."
    "Well, technically, it's not actually MY car."

25. I always figured Tansey was a fancy crackhead

26. So sad so true

27. HILARIOUS !!!!

28. Crack should be legal for everyone not just for the parasites that make fictitious laws not to mention their kids are getting free crack for life now. Well ima go smoke me some parmesan cheese and try to sell some of my artwork.

29. There was a guy that used to bum money near Gramercy Park in NYC. Same place, or within 1/2 block, all the time. After the getting-out-of-work crowd, he'd walk away, and it turns out that he went to a tiny lot, accessible by a driveway between two buildings. There he approached a 4 or 5 year-old Mercedes, opened it with a key, took off his ratty jacket and put it in the trunk, then fired it up and drove away…

30. Double thumbs up!!!!

31. I forgot to say that he was the only one in the car and he drove away. It wasn't like he was getting a ride from someone.

32. Homeless and hungry!

    Anything helps!

    Bless you!

33. Outstanding performance sir!

34. When I lived up north I would see the same guy panhandling all the time. Then one day I saw him get into a really nice car, much nicer than mine.

35. Could he at least have sold you a painting?

36. Ahahahahah 🤣

37. 0:51 congrats, you got your credit/debit card skimmed. Better close that account and get issued a new one lol

38. Coming soon: Panhandlers at the intersection holding up cardboard signs with their Venmo username.

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