Rookie cop pumps himself up before work

1. I was waiting for one of Mac's lines from Super Troopers.

2. I take my coffee bl-
   No, no can’t say that ..
   😂

3. What not to do when go to enroll

4. Do you take requests, (Austin Powers)pls.

5. Hahahahah ill take it bl oh i cant say that hahahahahaa !!!

6. BAHAHA! So true bro! :,D

7. It's because you have an iphone. Smells like broke up in here

8. When are you making a tiktok

9. It could be worse…a idiot with a camera asked an officer/deputy if he, the idiot with the camera, could PAT DOWN the fully uniformed officer/deputy…but was told by the LEO that THAT it would NOT be a good idea. (it was part of a cop watch video, I didn't realize what 'cop watch" meant until this.)

10. "Stop resisting" aka a generic term used by cops so they can sneak in some cowardly punches.

11. Zip..yes this is a breathalyser , Mam now blow hard and you might just get a warning….

12. Do y'all practice raping women and taking their homes?

13. Marbles lost………………….

14. I feel called out

15. Feels good to laugh at a Mike the cop video again.

16. Nice ring. 🍍😂

17. You are good enough. You are smart enough. And dog gonit, people like you.

18. You can always tell the rookies fresh from the academy because they open carry and have their badges hanging from there necks or out on their belts.

19. Oh yeah. Swagging as a bad ass. Fuck me, I didn't call for a taxi!

20. Yeah I want some coffee. I take it bl…. No, I can’t say that. 😂😂😂

21. Lol!!!!

22. I yelled, “Police! We. Are. Here. To. Help!” When clearing an apartment today. It sounded really awkward so I just rolled with it. It was hilarious for some reason. I think I was delirious. 🤷🏻‍♂️

23. I watched an episode of cops last week. The perp ran. Was already caught by other officers, face down in the mud and handcuffed behind his back with 5 supporting officers already there. The rookie on camera with camera crew behind runs up and starts screaming for effect "Get on the ground! Get on the ground! Let me see your hands! HANDS NOW!!!"

    It was like… Jesus Karen… He's been cuffed for 27 seconds already lady, calm the frick down! You just look stupid at this point!

    Effing rookie looking to be a Camera Gangsta cop 😴😴😴🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

24. No you better show me your hands coppa! Don't reach cop, don't reach! If you reach I'm going to pull mine and defend myself… Don't do it cop. Last warning. Your radio won't save you if you do.

25. Mike! Lol. I do this in the mirror but I say "you get out there you sexy bastard" to my self.

26. OMFG I DO THIS SO HARD!! I'M NOT EVEN A COP BUT IT'S SO REASSURING TO KNOW OTHER PEOPLE UNDERSTAND PRACTICING YOUR SPEECH MY MOM JUST THINKS I'M NUTS. Like ok maybe I am nuts but this worlds nuts and if you don't say something the right way it can be the difference between you getting shot or not. (Not so ominous foreshadowing to my own demise.)

27. Very telling….

    My children act like that.
    Thanks for the insight Mike.
    Keep 'em coming buddy, great video.

28. You talking to me?

29. " You're good enough, you're smart enough, and dog gone it, people like you "

30. LOL!!!

31. Looking good Mike! Keep the rehearsal going. It just might work for you. LMAO 👍👍👍

32. This is how I pump myself up…and I'm not even a cop

33. Police Academy, "freeze dirtbag" hahhaha

34. Too funny, Mike! 🤣👍

35. Man practicing being criminal: Occifer Occifer I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

36. Hilarious

37. I didn't feel the enthusiasm take two. More rage this time…and ACTION! 🎥🎬🍿

38. Should of been a firefighter

39. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍 alrighty then

40. Can't lie. The day of active shooter training, I did basically the same thing.

41. Lol!!!!

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