Less Offensive Names for Crimes

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2. Kidnapper, aka. private chaperone.

3. I heard that Rape was being changed to " Assault With A Friendly Weapon"

4. Very sad, scary and made me laugh. However i do need to reprimand you in this..you just gave them more ideas.

5. One of the biggest problems i see with this video is you just gave them more ideas for them to use in the future…ugh.

6. Murderer? You mean unlicensed Mortality Technician?

7. Murder?🤣you mean unrequested death?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

8. Unrequested death… I’m literally ded

9. Ita not arson, it's a house warming.

10. rape is just surprise sex.

11. Burglary…..2020 DNC candidate

12. Dispatcher: “We got a snuggle struggle on 5th & 30th street”

    Officer: “Not on my watch”

13. DUI – Mildly tipsy trip

14. U mean defense from a criminal attack = "Resisting" ?

15. Happening where I'm from, callout changed from EDP Emotionally Disturbed Person to PIC Person in Crisis

16. fraud? im just roleplaying…

17. Speeding – Significantly Enhanced Rate of Travel.

18. I'm not a murderer, just a "Population Manager"

19. Handcuffs and hand restraints? No, we use friendship bracelets here.

20. Is that a parking ticket nope it’s just a receipt for premium parking

21. Well fuck… I am actually about to start work in San Francisco on the fourth of next month… I am in industrial construction and we tend to tell people exactly how it is and the more we make it hurt the funnier it is… So let’s see how this goes!

22. "Hello, I just moved into this neighbourhood and I am required by law to tell you that I am…'an unlicensed freelance sex ed teacher' "

23. Specialist in future stolen goods.

24. Go ahead and change the titles, San Fran. It'll fool people for a month or so before they realize what "returning resident" and "person under supervision" mean, and you realize what everyone else already understands: the stigma behind these things has nothing to do with the words we use, and everything to do with the context of why we're labeling people one thing or another.

25. I'm not "assaulting you with a deadly weapon" I'm just taking some blood work

26. Honestly I think changing the language is over the top, but I do understand wanting to reduce the stigma. I think the mistake of the american justice system, and its biggest flaw, is that it would rather punish people than making sure that they wont commit crimes again. The crime has been commited already, there is no turning back time. But trying to make sure they dont turn to crime again is possible and is being done in countries with fewer repeat offenders

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