COP PARALYZED BY EGO AND CAMERA – INSTANT DIRECTIVES, JUST ADD CAMERA – LAPD TARONE CATHCART

1. “Dear diary,… In the days since my 5-0 encounter, the nights have become long and cold. Sleep eludes me. The moon mocks me. My resolve is waning like my ability to direct mild traffic. My ego, a once fertile field, now lies fallow. I shall now ride into the sunset; tail between my pleather.” – Officer Cat Fart, sidewalk division

2. another bad cop in USA why is there so many there in USA there like flies to a dead roadside kangaroo .good onya mate keep the bastards honest well done

3. Speechless

4. I do believe"Catfart" the fake cop put us all in "Awww" today! He should have never called off the supervisor just to see if we would all be in "Awww" of the supervisor as well!!

5. What investigation? Fake officer??

6. Remember this when they say "It's for your safety.", they couldn't give a fuck less about our safety.

7. It's not his fault, for decades he's been dealing with spineless bootlickers who roll over on command like the good little bitches they are. He expects nothing less from peasants.

8. I dont think I have seen a more useless thug in costume as this Cathcart guy. No scene control (securing the scene) or scene safety, no idea of what he had to do… once FD left, that place was completely unsecured and wholly unsafe for all around that area! He just stood around and did absolutely nothing, letting pedestrians walk all over the scene, crossing a busy road, no control at all… even the way he parked his bike was dangerous for him! SMH…

9. RACIST COP SHOULD BE FIRED IMMEDIATELY. END RACISM NOW. HE HATES WHITE POEPLE. WE DESERVE SOCIAL JUSTICE.

10. I know he can ride it and say stay on sidewalk at the same time

11. Good thing he threw his hand up that tow truck might not have seen that wreck car I'm surprised he was able to turn his attention. off of johny long enough to engage in anything else besides starring at johny and telling people to stay on the sidewalk what a blue life champ hes the rocky on the big screen champ wonder if he can do any evel knievel tricks on his motorbike

12. Yea man just stand there and b kool cop man let your hair hang down daddy he must be California dreaming right hes sure not there other than in human body form

13. COP was just wanting to become Youtube Star as a PHOTO BOMBER.

14. That cop is a fluzzy!! Thanking the fire department, that guy is a joke!! I think he may be drunk!

15. Cops offer no value to communities. Only liability.

16. Great job j 50:🤳👮🎥📸🤔😮😁😂🤣🤣🤣🔗✌

17. Damn good recording.Poor Police work

18. Oh, you don't understand. Ofc Cathcart IS the replacement for the FD's orange cones. He's just having some difficulty with realizing that they were needed for something more important, and he isn't.

19. Why did they remove the white car BEFORE the pickup truck!?

20. HAHA maybe he was eating a rotisserie chicken at Costco

21. Why does this nut case still have his helmet on? Screw lose I think

22. He was just there to escalate the situation, but i did laugh at what you was saying, so funny

23. The walkie-talkie was awesome

24. Thank you. Great video.

25. I can't decide what's more amusing, the fireman carrying the hand-bag to work at 3:40, the cop that looks like a Bobble Head at 4:02 or the moment the Pig turns around at 5:05 and thinks "Where'd everybody go?"

    Anyway, this Man-Child is a brash, condescending and full of his own importance clown who is more interested in how he looks than in doing any real Police work. I suppose this is what happens when cops know they will be on YouTube. His 'tell' was when he appeared at 4:05 and started straight away with the Jazz Hands "Look at Meeee!!!" issuing of instructions to everyone, but we all know the comments were only aimed at you Johnny. His behaviour is "I'm a Traffic Cop that doesn't do traffic". He is an absolute joke as he is the one guy at the scene specifically tasked with dealing with road traffic accidents. This fool has no idea what he is doing or what he should be doing, but his oversized ego tells him to look good doing it.

    He failed to secure the scene; ascertain promptly the IDs of the drivers; keep personal information private; he allowed and encouraged civilians to enter the roadway and cross in front of heavy traffic; he permitted heavy traffic (including a bus!!!!) to manoeuvre at will around the scene in the face of oncoming traffic; he switched off his lights when he realised that they were no use to anyone; he finally left the scene before it was secure, leaving two towing vehicles and their drivers walking in the road. Basically, this walking problem allowed himself to be overawed by the camera instead of a potentially deadly situation of his making. He is an excuse of a Uniform Filler.

    The calling for a supervisor; the "thanks for coming" comment; the faux waves to camera and appearing to care; the childish comments regarding "which hospital"; the unneccesary commands to "stand on the sidewalk"; the fucking about of the obviously worried relative at 24:45; the fake yawn; the 'talking around you and not to you' approach; the schoolyard attitude to members of the public with occasional short and rude responses; the general all around demeanour of this Pig are all indicators of a personality disorder. I would love to see an experienced mental health professional analyse this video. It's not a good look for his supervisors to see.

26. Police Standing Instructions 0004-A: How to be a Cop – Lesson 002

    When you arrive on scene, park your Police vehicle in the most inconvenient, obstructive and blatantly "I-Don't-Give-A-Fuck" way that you can think of. Switch on the twinkling, twirly lights of your Police vehicle, but make sure no one that matters can see them. Don't bother investigating. Immediately start to bark commands such as "move back", "you're in my scene" and "you're interfering" to everyone standing within 150feet of you. Ensure that you are wearing your best official issue Black Intimidatory Uniform Pattern 4. Routinely talk into your microphone (WITHOUT holding the transmit button) as if you are saying Something Important. Mention a few indecipherable codes and terms from your Bumper Book of Police Bullshit, while ignoring any reasonable questions from the public. Don't forget to occasionally tilt your head as if you are listening to something and appear to be busy. Be happy that everyone will now know that THE POLICE have arrived on scene, they have control and everyone is safe.

    Let real heroes such as Fire, Rescue and Ambulance take care of any potential victim, while you stand back guarding the scene. DO NOT FORGET to adopt the official Blue Line pose of hands on hips and pistol, while scanning any potential crowd like a Desert Eagle. Add in other dramatic poses as required. If you are required to walk any distance, always walk in a Department Approved John Wayne style. If any photographers are on scene, ignore everything else and pretend that you don't care that you are being filmed.

    DO NOT ASSIST OTHER EMERGENCY SERVICES IN ANY FORM, ESPECIALLY IF THE VICTIM HAS BEEN SHOT BY YOU OR ANOTHER BLUE LINE MEMBER.

    Hang about at the scene way beyond the necessary time, until other Blue Line members arrive. Organise an official Police Huddle and compare stories about what your wife's boyfriend or your boyfriend got up to last night. Wait for feedback. Laugh at the supervisor's unfunny jokes and start every conversation with "One time I was …". Once the Police Huddle Limit has officially reached the locally required percentage of Police Department personnel with nothing to do and the scene has been filled with a suitably appropriate amount of Police cars obstructing the highway and sidewalks, return back to your Police vehicle. Drive back to the Police Department in a stupid, Get-Out-Of-My-Way style and using your loud siren and twinkly, twirly lights. Stop only once to pickup some free doughnuts at an approved shop where everyone pretends to like you and doesn't spit on you order. At the PD, claim that you were a hero and if possible, have your Chief place your name forward for a "Hero of the Month" award in a magazine no one reads. Claim at least 3 hours overtime as standard. Go home and beat your wife for failing to make your dinner with enough garlic. Repeat at each incident until told you are a supervisor

27. Good job taco guy. Greatness

28. When they gives these blue line tyrants their badges does it make their brain 🧠 shrink do their IQ drop or is they get power drunk or drugged

29. At 19 min into video…Has ANYONE called a Tow truck?

30. What is he doing ? He is totally useless. A door closer ? More like a “Door Stop”. He is likely waiting for a tow truck. Wave at the Firemen.

31. That was a bit bizarre.

32. 😂🤣you got so under his skin! What a dum dum!

33. Couldn't even find out for a family member where the injured woman was taken. POS LEO

34. I actually cried during your end commentary 😂😂😂😂

35. right at the begining when officer shitcart turned up he said something about 'his investigation'
    how is it his 'investigation' didnt include the hospital the victim as transported to?
    dont they usually chase up to the hospital to get a statement from the victim?

36. JAZZ FINGERS

37. 6:38 check out his posture and demeanor. This cat is not PD material.

38. CAT-FART.. 🤔
    SOUNDED MORE LIKE CAT-SHART 2ME…🤣😜🤘🏼✌🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

39. He wasn't doing any investigation. He was there to provide safety, security, and traffic control for the FD. You weren't in the way of him doing any of those things. If he was doing an investigation, he would have a camera, tape measure, and clipboard for notes, he didn't have any of those and wasn't doing anything like that.

40. You're so mean Johnny… 😂 😂 😂
    I almost spit my drink out a few times. I love it. You're a fkn good dude.

41. Wow! Paralyized by a camera. I'm getting me a go pro.

42. The ego bruising that this cop received has paralyzed him! His focus on doing his job correctly is out! What a waste of taxpayers money!

43. That cop is a fluzzy!! Thanking the fire department, that guy is a joke!! I think he may be drunk!

44. I actually cried during your end commentary 😂😂😂😂

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