6 Reasons Cops Are Better Lovers Than Fireman

1. Cops are great at being abusive

2. Cops know how to pull hair lol

3. Uh oh someone didn’t pass the fire academy

4. I always wanted to have sex w/ a cop lol maybe one day 😂

5. and the 164 downvotes from disappointed firefighters

6. Lies

7. Careful Mike. You're inferiority complex is showing. Next you and your drunken cop butt buddies will break out the rulers and compare micro dicks. Fireman are heroes. Cops are cowards. A fireman will risk their life to protect people. If a cop is startled by a loud fart they'll start killing everything in sight and then claim "I feared for my life."

8. Firerfighter’s are definitely better lovers sorry I don’t want that midnight kidnap although I like the cop cars but I’d rather deal with Firerfighter’s

9. I figured out who you’re talking to

10. Hot hot hot 😍😍😍

11. My favorite thing about police is how they love to rough me up, really gets the heart racing.

12. Cops also like to kill black people

13. I've dated firefighter, now I'm dating the cop. So, the cop is definitely the better lover 😁, he has handscuffs ☺️

14. Cops = 10 firemen = 0

15. I have always been interested with men of authority. I had a strong liking for my trooper boss and I had a very, very great friendship with a Utah Cop (Passed). Up to this moment, I find myself still attracted to middle aged men of law enforcement. I hope to give it another shot. Salute to you officers!

16. Counterpoint:
    Smaller hose, little volume.
    More prone to accidental discharge.
    Not as hot.

17. Cops Will DV you and lie about it

18. Comment on testing theory meant testing testing testing each other was doom theory…your definition on self esteem from reading record ruins lives…no privacy testing your life…9ver again until suffice is not there…testing…theory between y'all during wartime T.B.S. S for studied…

19. Mike your awesome.😂

20. Nobody likes cops in 2020

21. Everyone knows that the firefighters are the real heroes

22. That is a low blow to the firefighters but good ones love it 👄💋❤👍

23. I don’t see how this makes them better lovers hahaha

24. I have a feeling this Cop gave more then 6 reasons

25. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

26. Cops show up after the events occur, they will come but are almost always late!

    1.) Firefighters have larger hoses, and they stay charged from start to finish. And don't worry about not having enough pressure, we can handle that too!

    2.) Firefighters are trained in the art of foreplay. When entry is needed, firefighters are trained how to use gentle and effective tools to get the job done. Cops show up with a battering ram and force it right in.

    3.) Ever want to be swept off your feet? Firemen are trained how to pick you up and carry you from and to just about anywhere.

    4.) Want a nice cooked meal at home? Don't ask a cop, they'll show up with a box of donuts and some black coffee. Firefighters know how to cook for others, and to cook well! They understand portions and can make things from scratch!

    5.) Want a fit partner? Who better than a firefighter? All that time cops believe we are sleeping really we are just working out and preparing our bodies for whatever gets thrown our way and get paid while doing it!

    6.) Cops like to play with their guns and batons but lets be honest, that's just because they lack in other areas (compensation much?)

    7.) Firefighters are proud of their work and their jobs, they see a benefit to what they do and have pride in it! Cops mope about and when they leave shift, it's over for them. Mike mentions not stopping until the job is done, but for firefighters it's a way of life the job is never over. Firefighters are dedicated and loyal, and people are happy to see us. Notice the stickers and plates on firefighter vehicles they have passion, and this translates directly back home.

    8.) Firefighters are trained in the art of knots, we don't need the handcuffs that are discussed here because we can make them with a simple piece of rope!

    9.) Cops have more set in stone operating guidelines than firefighters. We always have to improvise because no situation is the same, you can count on the fact we will find a way to get the job done!

    10.) We are trained to make your day better no matter what happened. If you need us to listen we will, cops spend too much time giving advice and not enough listening.

    11.) We understand and know the human body better than cops do as we have spent countless years studying it! We understand how things work!

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