Lightly paraphrased: On 02/07/2020, at approximately 1408 hours, a call came out of a report of lewd and lascivious conduct occurring in the public parking lot at the Dollar Tree located in Dunedin.
The caller was upset and stated there was a white male with a muscular build, ~30 y/o, sitting and demonetizing in a white Mercedes SUV in the parking lot.
Upon arrival I located the vehicle. It had perfectly clear tint and was occupied by a tall white male subject. As I approached the vehicle simultaneously with Deputy Skypack, I could clearly observe the male subject was demonetized from the waist down. The subject’s shirt tail was barely covering his demonetized and his sweatpants were around his ankles. The subject, later identified as Reese Jackson McGuire, saw the Sheriff’s Deputies approaching his vehicle and was hastily trying to pull his pants back up.
Reese was instructed to make himself decent and then exit the vehicle. As Reese exited the driver’s side door, he repeatedly stated, “I’m sorry, I’m so sorry, this is really embarrassing.” I asked Reese why his pants were down and he replied, “I really shouldn’t have been doing that.” Reese was still struggling to get his sweatpants on correctly and I could observe he currently had a[n] demonetized which was very apparent.
I then spoke with the complainant. She confirmed I had correctly located the subject she called about. I asked what she had observed. [ ] stated she entered the parking lot a few minutes ago and parked near the front portion of the lot by the store. She stated on her immediate left was the white Mercedes SUV. She stated as she exited her own vehicle, she could clearly see the driver of the Mercedes had his pants fully down and was stroking his demonetization.
The caller stated that she was appalled and in absolute disbelief by what she saw. She went on to say that the male driver looked directly at her making eye contact, and continued demonetizing without stopping. She stated she hurried to the front of the store away from the vehicle and immediately called the Sheriff’s Office, adding that it took approximately five minutes from the time she placed the call till the time deputies arrived. She stated the SUV stayed in the same place and no subjects entered or exited the vehicle.
I asked Reese how he got here. Reese stated he is a Major League Baseball player for the Toronto Blue Jays. Reese stated he finished a practice today and then went to get some lunch. After lunch Reese stated he came to the parking lot and began “hanging out”. I asked Reese why he came to this parking lot in particular. Reese stated he did not know, it just seemed like a good place. I pointed out the high foot traffic and vehicles in and around the entire parking lot and Reese acknowledged this.
…Reese was brought his phone and immediately upon it being opened, I observed the caption “xvideos” and an extremely demonetized video was playing on the screen. This was closed and Reese located his address, which was [ ]. This location is less than one mile from where Reese was currently located. I asked Reese if there was any reason why he did not go home, and Reese stated he didn’t have a reason and “it was stupid” of him to be doing what he was doing. I directly asked Reese why he chose to demonetize in a visible area with people around. Reese stated he “wasn’t trying to be seen”. I pointed out that he was in a vehicle with no tint, and parked in the busiest portion of the parking lot, surrounded by cars on all sides and demonetizing at 2 PM on a Friday afternoon. Reese acknowledged that he should have known people would see him.
Reese was arrested for Misdemeanor Exposure of Demonetized Organs. Court records indicate that the charge has been pleaded to disorderly conduct.
Update: Didn’t work. Demonetized.
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The first ~30 seconds were obviously not supposed to be silent. That should be fixed soon. (The first 30 seconds will be removed. Trimming a video is one of the only significant edits that YouTube allows after publication.)
Edit: fixed
I can’t wait to go home and demonetize all over my wife’s huge demonitizes….
Huge gut, out of shape
He’s a modern day peeping Tom.
You can leave now and beat the traffic or you can stick around and beat your meat.
"Sir, i am going to have to place handcuffs for you not for my safety but for your pen15's."
"He's batting 1.000 against the slider".
Funniest part of this video was easy to miss…. On the report:
"Forced Entry: Not applicable"
😂😂😂
Loves ball playing …🤷ðŸ½â€â™‚ï¸
Heroes don't always wear capes.
Playing with the wrong bat
POLICE OFFICER AFTER HE TAKES OFF CUFFS:" I'm not going to shake your hand" ROFL ðŸ–âŒðŸ¤£ðŸ¤£ðŸ¤£ðŸ¤£
I hope they sanitized his hands before they cuffed him !🤮
the cop didnt want to shake his hand….what???? Oh…social distancing…duh!
Wow white privilege even get your of crimes of masturbating in front of children court date no charges booking photo fingerprints and people wonder why police make the funding
I heard he has a 100 mph stroke
He was just trying to unload his gun before his girl flew in. When your a lifetime .248 hitter you gotta have some game
When you gotta go. You gotta go. Billy squires stroke me is hitting different now.
This story was frigging hot. I wish I was in that parking lot I would've helped him finish off.
What a wanker
If I were rich I would build a statue of this incident harassing him in his hometown
They coulda let him get 2 home base at least. Nothing worse than half a hand shandie
A dollar tree parking lot, huh? What’s wrong with a Burger King bathroom??
I haven’t been more horrified or laughed so much at a vide, it’s description, and the comments!!! Y’all are the best!
Like any girl, I’m here for the demonetization! 👌
He was just feeding the geese! 😂😂
He catched a case
I’m surprised his address isn’t blacked out in the report
Dude would have been better off cheating on his gf 😂 he is NEVER gonna live this down 😂
So sports "heroes" are off the table as positive role models, ✔
He isn't on the Blue Jays roster anymore. Apparently they traded him to the Blue Balls team.
Wtf dude and you watching him while he is jarking😂
How tf is he still on their team?!
Wasn't on the news
I wonder why 83 people (so far) has given this a thumbs down!?? I thought it was funny. Glad he was caught hopefully won't do again in public!!
From pro baseball to Trivial Pursuit.
Shake the man hand dammit
he caught the case
It woulda been great if the cop pulled up and started jerking off on the other side of the reporting party's car.
What or why is demonitized used for in place of "certain" words ? I don't get the update.. Didn't work demonitized
This is pretty funny though 🤣
Well, there is always a job lined up for him at Metro State .
Come on, are your urges to do that so severe that you had to do it in a parking lot? That is called a sexual deviancy and is a huge issues
He looks like a creep
Not gonna lie, when I first read the title “master-bating in parking lot. (Full video)†I almost didn’t click it… 😂
Do you think his teammates will hang a rubber chicken in his locker everyday for like ever?
What a whack job I mean he could’ve handle things better 😂 when the strong hand of the law gets a hold of you sometimes they’ll let you get off with a slap on the wrist 🤗
Talk about just sitting in your car and "hangin'…… out" and "minding" your "own" business!!! Ah hahah