Police Oral Board Hiring in 2022

1. Typically if police departments require the china virus vaccine or don't allow beards I just walk out because I am waaaayyyy too good for that department.

2. I have that portrait in the background as well, cause I too am a pig that loves doughnuts 🤣

3. Actually sounded like the oral portion of the Civil Service test I took in 1988 in New Jersey when I got out of the Army. Some things never change. I found out that the test was "reworked" because too many potential police officers couldn't figure out / pass the old standardized one, so they dumbed it down several notches.

4. Sooooo……nothings changed

5. Dang… those affirmations are brutal.

6. My cousin retired from the sheriffs department in Georgia about a month ago. I passed this one on to him. I’m not sure yet if he’ll laugh his ass off or put a hot out on me! 🤣🤣🤣

7. First day in the car…"hey you gun is different than mine" (they are exactly the same gun) " can I play with your gun??" …….. Ummm No! ……. "SARG"

8. You are not hired

9. Lmbo!

10. Sounds a little bit like The Tiger King

11. Where they doin this at because I can get hired for shit and I have more training than they do

12. So, can you start tomorrow? I mean if it's convenient for you…

13. Sir, I appreciate your honesty

14. King shit fr

15. That sounds a lot like the way the Unpaid Intern's job interview went.

16. The volunteer section of this campaign is over, it's time for the draft. Reign Of Fire

17. Guess what if the cops are all leaving because of bidens vaccine mandate. Take what you can get

18. Boy, I wish I could of said some of that crap on my oral interview 🤪🤣

19. There was a point in my life where I figured if I got a couple more tickets I was going to have to apply to the academy "If you can't beat them, join them!" (I've slowed down since then 😉 )

20. It's been a while….Mike, you back on the force?

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