Romantic Lunch Interrupted by Cops

1. He wasn’t eating the quick trip chicken he was on a quick trip choking the chicken.

2. Never think that everyone has naturally evolved into a civilized society. That's why we have strict laws on things related to common decency and morality! The rest is pathetically gross!

3. Proof of claim?

4. Uhh, OK the title had me thinking like some cops came up on a couple who went out for a picnic and started going at it on the picnic blanket….

5. This was so wrong. The thing is who the heck was watching him long enough to figure that out. And how into it was he that he didn’t notice the people watching and how close were they to his car to even see that and how did he not notice them if they were that close. I would have sued. And whoever put this on You Tube.

6. no hard evidence and they just simply gave him a ticket ..just because someone told them so…but let's just say he was actually doing it but this cop's can't really proved it ..but still gave him a ticket… nevermind showing his face to the public….

7. I think those witnesses definitely misinterpreted a fat man eating

8. He got a LWB – Lunching While Black!

9. Did he say JERK Chicken?

10. Should have been charged with handling swollen goods

11. He was taking care of his needs all by himself—- LEAVE him alone .. WOW

12. Should be easy enough to get dismissed. I doubt any of the witnesses are gonna show up for court. The cops didn't see anything with their own eyes. I can't believe they ever wrote the ticket.

13. What’s the bottle of lotion for lol

14. 00:26 order was completely overlooked just seconds after.

15. Masterbation in mosquito infested area…..I doubt it.

16. To be honest. He looks like he would rub one out in the car.

17. He’s guilty, innocent man would freak the hell out

18. We’ve all been there 😜

19. So do they give out speeding tickets if a witness claims that too? Let the fuckin guy go.

20. An entitled white woman called it in

21. He paid to relieve himself 😅🤣

22. “ im not even from ‘round here. Im just here BEATING MY DICK LIKE IT OWED ME MONEY”

    ; Don’t mind my greasy hands, that’s from the quick trip chicken and a absolute hand full of snausage that I was cranking on, and gobs of Jergens I use for my ashy skin 😉 I had a drum stick in one hand and a fist full of pant antler in the other.

23. Was it fried chicken or jerked?🤣🤣🤣🤣

24. Lol I'm sorry but the part about the lotion we all know what he was going to do with that

25. C'mone man. You're thanking them for taking money out your wallet, an eye sore on your record all from someone's mouth. Zero evidence. You have zero reason to say thank you. Fuck them.

26. It's hard to do back to back. Need a break

27. He was acting guilty…? I wonder what he did?

28. Where's the proof ??? ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE !!!

29. If it was an off duty cop stroking himself you can guarantee no ticket would be written.

30. Hes in his car in a secluded place. Who gives a $hit if hes choking his chicken. If he was parked by a playground or something it would make more sense calling the oink squad.

31. So b/c he didn't get upset for being accused…had he gotten upset, he'd be dead! Haven't we learned anything…so jerk-off Caren called cops b/c this guy was sitting in his car minding his own business. Cop is full of it!

32. Who TF calls the cop on someone MB? Unless he was be a pervert, and standing outside the car or around children, mind your own damn business. Geesh

33. Some crown vics just can’t catch a break… hard life in police life then they have a hard life with the interesting people that buy them after they retire

34. Guilty until proven innocent

35. JUST CRANKING IT ON THE LUNCH BREAK!

36. "Bottle of lotion" not even a second in and I already understand 😂😂😂😂

37. He'll beat this in court, no pun intended. All he had to say about it is nothing..people try to start shit all the time…they see somebody who they think shouldn't be there and call the cops to start shit. People claim 'he has a gun' all the time, so why not 'he's holdin his gun' claim?

38. Now you can't 'hang brain' in your own car?

    Thanks a lot Bin Laden

39. Lunch? Oh yeah, eating at the Y

40. lotion rofl 🤣

41. He said she said. If the police didn't see him then let him go!

42. Are you more afraid of MS13 crips or
    Or bloods or are you
    More afraid of the gang in blue

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