Serial Police Impersonator Jail Call Compendium, Volume I – Everything Law and Order Blog

This is volume one of a four-part jail call compendium. There is some backstory here, but I’ll save that for a later installment. For now, let’s dive in.

Note that the calls are not in chronological order. Dates are included.

I am aware that some of these have been posted elsewhere, though I doubt they have all been. That said, I could be wrong. I don’t pay attention to the goings-on in the YouTube Dewitteverse.

00:00 Extended intro. You probably want to watch this.
00:28:32 “She changed the locks.” “Are you going to file for divorce?” (Jennifer, 4/9/21)
00:51:30 “Hamdu a-f’ing-la.” Now Sandy only trusts Jennifer for some reason… (Jennifer, 4/10/21)
02:20:31 “You mean they literally monitor this #!&@?” (Jennifer, 4/8/21)
02:26:27 “You sound like you got into a huge argument [with Rania]” (Jennifer, 3/23/21)
02:39:32 “Your chickadee is keeping me informed.” “She’s just an employee” (Ursula, 3/23/21)
02:54:03 “I was on channel nine and six.” “How do you know all this $#!&*?” “There’s a TV right here.” “Can’t we call some people we know in the sheriff’s office?” (Jennifer, 3/23/21)
03:08:38 Rania doesn’t believe Jeremy when he tells her the police stole his money. “I wouldn’t lie to you.” (Rania, 3/23/21)
03:23:09 “People are talking a lot of #@%!, but it’s up. There’s like two thousand something in like, 45 minutes.” “I do like Real World, I do like their drama and !$@%” (Jennifer, 3/23/21)
03:38:05 Health, the dogs, their daughter. (Rania, 3/23/21)
03:52:56 “You better have my #@$! globe on that video!” Planning for Jeremy’s release. “Everything’s been going great with YouTube” (Jennifer, 3/24/21)
04:00:12 Jeremy: I’m gonna have to tell them the truth. Jennifer: For once! Jeremy: Huh? Jennifer: Nothing. (Jennifer, 3/24/21)
04:15:52 Recording content for YouTube. “They dropped everything!” “He should lose his job.” (Jennifer, 3/24/21)
04:22:05 Jennifer sent Rania a picture of herself in their house (Jennifer, 4/8/21)
04:30:41 Ursula and Jeremy chat about Rania (Ursula, 4/8/21)
04:40:31 Rania tells Jeremy that she is filing for divorce. Jeremy hangs up on her. (Rania, 4/8/21)
04:41:29 Jeremy reads the charging affidavit to Jennifer (Jennifer, 4/8/21)
04:55:41 Random screaming, romantically involved in the last six months, discuss calling Amir at 2am (Jennifer, 4/8/21)
05:10:17 Jennifer wants to talk about moving Metro State vehicles; Jeremy doesn’t want to talk to her (Jennifer, 4/8/21)
05:24:45 “I’m definitely not going to say anything on a recorded line to tell you what you need to say, but…” (Jennifer, 4/8/21)
05:40:08 “They can’t revoke your bond! I didn’t even make a report!” Jeremy keeps telling Jennifer that she can’t call the police. (Jennifer, 4/8/21)
05:54:53 “How are the COs treating you?” “Everyone is talking #$&!.” “The one in booking, she was reaaal stupid.” (Jennifer, 4/8/21)

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27 thoughts on “Serial Police Impersonator Jail Call Compendium, Volume I”
  1. Oh my, just what I needed on a Monday 🙉🤣 6 whole hours of the Jerkemy DeShitte show 😂😦👍🏼

  2. Why does Jennifer ALWAYS act dumbfounded, like she didn't have his ass hemmed up?

    🤪…They deserve each other, honestly. Hopefully, Rania gets out and takes EVERYTHING he has left.

  3. Not related but am so jealous rn! Of all u guys cause I just to get my adrenaline rush from this gold content until 10 days ago am facing a very bad depression and anxiety attacks can't eat sleep or enjoy this rigth here….

  4. She only has $10 to add to his account? Then whose Johnson did she have to massage to go on a tropical vacation? Gd she's trash

  5. This is as good as tiger king
    Glad I’m getting paid to listen to this otherwise I’d feel I was wasting my time

  6. Holy crap I’ve got so much content to listen to at work!! In the first 45 seconds I got Jeremy saying “mom” like 5 times

  7. I just hope he’s making it through Ramadamadam or Whatever . I heard him say he was having to fast I’m not sure if the jail is accommodating his religion of peace.

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