Serial Police Impersonator Training: High Risk Funerals

1. They specialize in “high risk funerals”, which are normal funerals they make high risk by driving like lunatics

2. Buzz lightyear. Someone said. Lol real life. Buzz lightyear

3. 06/21/2021: Jeremy sighting and a warning to this idiot! Yes, that guy in the white Lexus on Conway Road a few days back who did everything possible to block you from driving like an ass hole, that was me. I had my 16yo in the car as you pulled up in the totally blacked out Crown Victoria with little punk amber and purple lights on top. I was next to you when you were honking at the car in front of you to move out of your way. The light had just turned green and there was a car turning in front of the other driver so he had no way to maneuver. As you honked like an ass hole the other car was intimidated and moved over to my lane as you punched the gas and swerved in front of the same guy to jump into the opposite turning lane. I did my best to catch you but you were driving too crazy. My son caught it on video but only after you cut off the car (that sucks, wish I had a dash cam!) I'm sure you wouldn't remember the incident because you likely drive like a prick all day-every day.

   So folks … his car is much more subdued now. He has the Crown, black windows, very small LEDs on top and there is a magnetic sign that simply reads "Funeral Escort". Guess OCSO and OPD set you straight and you dumped the cop car look-a-likes.

   You are a complete ass and I hope I catch up to you next time.

4. you dont really need escorts on funeral. hello? theyve all got their licenses for driving. of course they can go to the cemetery by themselves safely. and just abide traffic laws. wont hurt 1min waiting for traffic lights.

5. There is that siren that he claims he never used !!!

6. after the 911 attacks there were dozens of funerals, maybe hundreds within a 2 month span on Long Island. I saw many of the Police and Firemen funeral precessions going by on the highway and major roads. All of them escorted by real cops. NOBODY ACTED LIKE THIS MADMAN. No standing on horns or whaling sirens. They were very professional

7. i’m tempted to drive all the way down to Florida from where i live on Long Island just to watch this moron do this shit in person and fuck with him… cut in and out of the cars, pass him while he’s blocking traffic … just to watch him explode! it has to be hysterical to see in person lol

8. Imagine taking your pretend play stage to your adulthood so much so until you turn it into an actual business…all in the name of antagonizing the real police, being too lazy to accomplish anything on his own merit, and simply wanting to pretend play and dress up everyday. Like playing cops and robbers.

9. He has all the jargon and corny nicknames down! This idiot probably tries to use the same font the cops use when he types his communications to his "officers."

10. Jeremy: “What’s your name?”
    Employee: “Bradley, sir.”
    Jeremy: “It’s Echo now, Officer.”

11. “Don’t get it while it’s red, cause you ain’t me” lmmfao man this guy really thinks he is a badass hahahaha

12. 6:44 IS THAT A MIATA?!?!?

13. Shows how delusional he is “someone else’s jurisdiction”. He’s going to prison again, and he still thinks he did nothing wrong. The guy is a registered sex offender, and is acting like he’s in the secret service. Never contributed an iota of good to the community. Never not once.

14. Wtf is high risk funeral? You know the person's dead right?

15. I love how everyone’s an idiot meanwhile no one knows what the hell he’s doing

16. HOOTERS

17. "You need to use your horn way more!"

18. I’m just imagining how these people being escorted to bury loved ones have no fucking idea about this saga.

    “Yea, grandma, it turns out a pedophilic fake cop and his gang of mouth-breathers helped us get grandpa to the cemetery. It’s not how he’d have wanted it.”.

19. Where's a cop when you need one??

20. Watching this fking idiot create his own made up authority and go head on with other vehicles for his "high risk" funeral ticks me off so bad. JEREMY IF YOU READ THIS YOU ARE NOT LAW ENFORCEMENT!!!! The ONLY authority you have is deciding to wipe front to back or back to front. Other than that you are a PATHETIC, SORRY EXCUSE for a human being and every breath God allows you to take is a breath better needed by someone else.

21. "We're 97" LMAO Now, go 98. Unless, you're 10-6 or something like that, ya know.

22. This is the guy who always wanted to play "school" growing up playing with the neighborhood kids. He always insisted on being the "Teacher."

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