Shot In The Asscrack With a Frozen Bullet – Everything Law and Order Blog

Meet Joe.

Joe is moonlighting as Jesus and has been shot in the asscrack with a frozen bullet. Make sure you check his net worth. And check on those Puerto Rican girls. Good luck following his train of thought, because Joe’s brain is working much faster than yours. Unless you’re on a boatload of crack.

The officer’s patience during his conversation with Joe (when Joe is in the back seat of the cruiser) is remarkable.

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38 thoughts on “Shot In The Asscrack With a Frozen Bullet”
  1. This guy is fucking awesome!!!! 😂😭 I would love to hear more of his stories!!! We need more of this guy!

  2. I Phukin dread the day this meth sh*t arrives in the U.K., I know we just love to import American stuff but youse can keep this!😳 ….. there’s enough phukin idiots here as it is without adding meth to the mix.

  3. Oh my gosh… this is tragic and hysterical all at the same time… 🤦🏽‍♀️

    Man, if he was clean he would be an amazing lawyer 😂🤣

  4. I'm waiting to hear him say my safe word is pineapple juice; dude is seriously tripping out; it's funny but sad because people don't realize the effects of meth; everyone should have to see this video

  5. "Fuck. The. Real Shit.
    Cuz when bae comes home we gonna use the scales they weight the whales with. Its gonna be alright and thats what im hear to tell yas."

  6. when you smoke meth & binge watch the sopranos, The Godfather 1&2, goodfellas, casino & Bronx tale every day for 3 days straight.

  7. You know some A hole in Hollywood is writing down everything he is saying and writing it up into a movie,

  8. This is why we should ban Starbucks!
    He's bat shit crazy! I only paid $110 hundred frickin' million dollas for my tracker and I got a free meth pipe ta boot bro!!! Do ya research before ya buy.

  9. The cop that’s trying to calm down “Joe”, might be the chillest cop (or better said human being) in the world! Hero!

  10. 28:30 🎵 Saturday – in the park – them muthafk’rs goin’ back upstairs 🎵 – I think he’s the only one who’s got the lyrics down 🤣😭☠️

  11. 13:50 ..have you been doing meth again … "yes" .. "because im the only chance we got". …. im suprised "everyone thought hes phacking crazy" – anyway, perhaps John Connor send him from the future. Hope they checked on that, we have to be 100% sure here. He gave alot of clues to potential crimes, he very well might be our only hope.

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