The Arrest of Superman

1. Dude on the bike be like: "WHOA! ok then."

2. Lex: Hey, you've lost some hair since last. What are you in for?
   Superman: Resisting arrest…
   Lex: And they were able to take you down?! (laughs out loud for a few moments) Wait, wait, let me guess; they also got you for being high on krypt, right?
   Superman: ……………

3. Gonna go out on a limb here and say,that’s not the real Superman

4. BEAST MODE!

5. One day, a woman walks into a bar. Before she decides to order, a man comes flying up to her. He said "Try this magic drink!! It will make you
   fly!!"
   So the woman orders that drink, and tests it out. She jumped off the roof, and falls to her death. The bartender says to the man, "Superman, your such a jerk when your drunk."

6. Wow! I can't believe Superman was so easily arrested by one cop along with Lex Luthor impersonating a police officer!

7. The charge?

8. Superman returns

9. Its Ray from Trailer Park Boys before the Chair

10. Make all the jokes you want about the shirt he’s wearing, but I didn’t see a single reason that the cops couldn’t have just talked to him as opposed to trying to restrain him. “Just relax” equals “Just submit”

11. How many times do people tend to relax when told to relax

12. "You are under arrest for obstruction" well, is that the first announcement that he was under arrest or being detained? If it was, they had been committing assault the whole time.

13. God Bless Our Police Officers. Thank You For Keeping Our Streets Safe

14. That was funny and sad at the same time…

15. ¡¡Vaya Superman!!
    Buen trabajo…

16. "You're under arrest" "No I'm not!" "Oh! Really? Shit, our bad. Have a great day!" <filed under 'things that have happened never'>

17. I would like to know what initiated the stop and why he was taken into custody, he should have followed commands yes, but what started it?

18. Learn some tact at the end when engaging with the general public.

19. “Peace” officers 🙄

20. "(I will not be providing any further information on this arrest due to the nature of the incident.)" uuugggghhh what a tease

21. Anyone have any details on this arrest?

22. Arrest records are public information why wouldn’t you provide that information?

23. Seemed like he may have been a little delayed, could have done with a softer approach. He got spooked and went into kid getting in trouble at recess mode

24. All of those intertwined arms reminded me of ‘Helping Hands’ on ‘Whose Line is it Anyway?’ lol

25. 5 cops to detain?! …so it was true then .. that he fell for KCP kriptonite Cristal pills again.. sad…Kim Jong Un arriving on a bicicle in tha end was the cherry top of the pie…that corner of yt we love to sneak

26. If he was black he’d been shot 100 times

27. 00:42 …..because I'm Superman.

28. "(I will not be providing any further information on this arrest due to the nature of the incident.)"
    Nice lame ass description. Here's your dislike.

29. Under arrest for impersonating Superman! The real Superman wants his shirt back!

30. “I’m not going to jail because of HER bulls**t!”

    Me thinks Superman might enjoy beating on the fairer sex. Not very heroic of him.

31. 1:37 the arm bar is his kryptonite

32. Come on knock it off guys

33. This dude talks like someone in a video game

34. They Arrested Superman?
    1. What's wrong wth cops these days!
    2. This is wrong on so many levels!

35. Looks like a cop to me! They would have tased him and kick him for resisting🤔

36. Due to the nature of the incident🤔 WTF

37. This Superman won’t be flying a bit im afraid, what a shame.

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