The Things You Shouldn’t Say to a Cop

1. THIS IS THE ARROGANCE THAT IS PART OF THE PROBLEM.

2. I work in the hotel industry and my response to the "I'll have your job" crowd is "You don't want my job, I have to deal with people like you." The look of confusion as they slowly realize I just insulted them is always worth it.

3. There's a youtube channel called Schrodinger's Cat that covers the sovcits. In his intro he's got someone who tells a cop "I paid for that car, I paid for that uniform, I'm a taxpayer." I really wish the officer had looked at him and asked him to produce a receipt.

4. I think you hit the nail right on the head totally awesome the excuses these people try to come up with are ridiculous go Mike

5. "Swear to drunk I'm not God" 🤣🤣🤣

6. I'm the president 😅
   You pay me? I need a raise!
   Real crime starts with small thinks like this, so do we need to let you go? 😅 Just because it's small? 😅 Nice try!

7. 4 years late. The end though, ded

8. I love the gmm mug

9. When it comes to encounters with the police, knowing your rights and responsibilities is key, as well as remaining calm and civil.
   Don't self incriminate, but don't be an azzhat.
   Be polite, even if (or especially if) it is not reciprocated.
   Don't shout, it raises your heart rate, and the adrenaline will help you make very dumb decisions you will likely regret later… in handcuffs.
   And don't lie. Leave that to the cops, who are allowed by statute to do so. It is far better to keep silent than to have to memorize which lies you have said and to keep the narrative straight.
   And if you think, even a little bit, that you may end up getting charged with a crime, don't speak without a lawyer's presence and advice.
   –
   Corollary: Plea deals are for idiots, and people who KNOW that they will lose in court.

10. The entitlement is strong in this video

11. Mike. I pay taxes. So i do pay your salary. In fact. Just buying from the store contributes to taxes. Its called a sales tax. You wrong.

12. 😂😂😂

13. Counseling.
    A different job.
    Might help with your issues.
    Ask the counselor if other people have irritating issues in the job they do. If they deal with people is their more irritation. I presume I'm suppose to take this as your stand up routine. You just want to see how it goes for going on stage?

14. Maybe don't talk to a cop at all LOL

15. Absolutely so funny!!!! Lol

16. Is the good mythical morning mug a play on thing I have a strong feeling it was…? Legit question though.

17. Meh comebacks for revenue generators who can’t think for themselves lol

18. Beyonce does suck! (can't do the accent on my keyboard).

19. For all the m&w of The Blue — Great work Mike!

20. You've got to be the bestest cop anywhere! Lol

21. Dont you know who I Am…
    Oh…Wait while I reach into my bag of Give a Craps…awe Fresh Out! That was Funny

22. Liked it 'til the ending…then I loved it! Score!

23. OMG where did you get that hoodie that says I'm your huckleberry!! I love saying that!!

24. Its obvious that cops don't know the law. Its called law school not police academy. Never plead guilty and always record them. When they record you its a known fact Cops edit evidence recorded. That why they hate to be recorded along with there reputation that get them killed. Retired officer

25. The last line had me rolling

26. I’m pretty sure ive seen you. Probably 6-7 years ago around Christmas a female cop pulled me over in Livonia and wanted to search my car because I had $200 cash on me around 10-11pm on my way to meet with some guy on Craigslist to buy an iPad. She offered me to sit in the cop car and wait for backup (you). I refused. And stood outside underdressed in below freezing temps for 30 minutes or so until you arrived. Once on scene she went on and searched my entire car and you stood there next to me. You were pretty quiet. The female cop didn’t find any drugs or whatever she was looking for. Except (this might ring a bell) an “Amazon purchased” 9-10inch long knife with brass knuckles as the handle. I was in a 02’ monte carlo ss. Had some chick in the front seat. Im really curious if that was you… Anyway the female cop told me that brass knuckle knife was a felony charge, yet she put it back in my trunk and said to get rid of it when I get home. Honestly I had no idea it was a felony. My mind set was “I bought this cheesy thing for like $20 on Amazon because it looked cool.” I’m just wondering if that cop was you… location was “around” Merriman and cherry hill.

27. I am disabled your department will be hearing from my attorney😂

28. I was gonna be a cop but I decided to finish high school.😂😂😂

29. Coolest cop 😂

30. DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM? Nope let me check missing persons I'm sure will figure out how you are.

31. Who's the Pig?

32. Mike there was a supreme couture case traveler v driver
    I am curious if you’ve heard of it since you brought up the argument that was made in it

33. The good mythical morning mug! Beautiful…. 😂

34. I did have a shirt with that phrase on it, and I got caught wearing it by a few cops, fortunately they all had a good sense of humor.

35. I’m not drunk ociffer and this isn’t my car anyhows, that’s my favorite ones I’ve herd.

36. I agree, Beyoncé Sucks!! Can't stand her

37. "I swear to drunk, I'm not God!" 😅

38. "Im gonna have your job!"
    "Oh really? I thought you hated the police."

    Best one 😂

39. Why would you say anything to a cop? Just follow the orders given, take your ticket and go about your business. Do you argue with a vending machine? Do you try to reason with an automatic message? Treat cops the same way and the interaction will be over quicker.

40. Drew Brees is a coward!

41. This guy started a day before donut operator

42. How many people have you killed

43. Good point.

44. When a cop walks into to an establishment "it wasn't me." I got so tired of hearing that😠😠

45. "Did anyone smell bacon?" "Wait, did someone say bacon?"

46. O man i love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!thank's for a good belly laugh….and thank's for your service.

47. " I swear to drunk i'm not god." lmao i'm dead laughing

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