This Cop Story Will Ruin Ramen Noodles For You

1. Can we get a part 2???

2. I get where he's coming from with the Ramen noodle description but…In my experiences I always see splattered brain matter as pink cottage cheese, small curd.

3. Gee… ummm… I'm really so glad I tuned in for this lol.

4. "You sure hes dead?"
   "Yea, it's a no brainer"

5. Please give us many, many more stories!

6. What's that on your cheek?
   Memories…

7. Vincent shot Marvin in the face …

8. I'm still ok with ramen noodles.

   I might have to lay off the brains for a while though.

9. Doh!

10. 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐🤢🤮

11. The "you need to wrap that up" jab was awesome.
    BTW, if you need brain analog for your budget-minded film, bring to boil 4 grams agar agar with 400ml water. Pour mixture over cracked-up packet of instant ramen noodles. Stir in whatever food coloring is indicated. Let stand 30 minutes.
    Enjoy?? or whatever.

12. So you get my attention with brains on the face, then cut off…Talk about cruel and unusual punishment…LOL

13. Outstanding! Of course, peaceful joggers

14. shouldnt someone lying and trying to incite a crowd to attack an officer be illegal in some way?

15. "I seent it" no surprise they say dumb shit after the first dumb shit to come out.

16. Dang!

17. Good God. I'll still eat ramen, but hold the brains, please.

18. I need to go show my 13 year old this lol

19. I'm scared to hear this story I just had oral surgery and was soon going to eat Ramens so I pray this isn't bad!!!

20. Good thing I was eating pizza as he told this story the first time I heard it lol and I actually ate ramen noodles yesterday completely forgetting about the story! Thanks Mike!😂

21. My friend, Samyang Maruchan had that happen one time…

22. Well……thanks for that lovely vivid description…..I just finished my supper. 🤢

23. "You need to wrap that up"

    ROFLMFAO

    But seriously, they need to start charging these people for making false accusations towards these officers.

24. Yeah OK, I'm gonna go have dinner now.

25. Mike when are you going to call out BRCC for supporting left wing politicians that hate cops?

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