Where Are The Police When You Need Them?

1. your still an idiot lol

2. Let's definitely make light of people who are possibly suffering from mental illness. Bravo, hopefully you or a loved one will one day suffer from early onset Alzheimer's and we can have a laugh at the shit they do.

3. I would bet that microwave face is schizophrenic, and maybe a one or two others.

4. Responded to a 911 call where teenagers were throwing a football back and forth to one another in the parking lot. The list really goes on and on.

5. ill give you two thumbs up

6. I'm an ER nurse. I feel your pain.

7. imigine going to the microwave gun call only to find out that he wasn't lying and that it was a legitimate weapon

8. ME: *watches this video* … *immediately after looks up how to make an "energy gun" with a microwave* … *leaves to hit up goodwill for a cheap microwave* …
   EDIT: *has the police called on me for shooting my roommate in the face with an energy gun made frm a microwave*

9. More of these please !!

10. The energy gun could be real, its somewhat easy to use a microwave transformer to focuse the radiation and use it as a gun

11. Wtf 🇺🇸
    Love the 4 cops on didlo call 🤔
    I'm a former⚕️ ppl call 4 DUMB stuff…

12. I was a cop for 30 yrs (retired in ‘97) and we literally ran call-to-call, w/the dispatcher stacking calls, for most shifts. Some people called b/c their cable TV was out and the company was not responding to their request for service fast enough, and the RP decided they were being “robbed”.

13. Last time I was bleeding from a rubber penis the last people I wanted to call was the police

14. You drink knob Creek, eh? Good stuff. I'd drink with you, Mike. Love your videos and your realistic take on how stupid people are these days. Sometimes, I think you're too nice but that's neither here nor there. Lol

15. 1:24 I was born C-section. You can't really tell, but whenever I leave my house I go out through a window.

16. Police are not trying to avoid your call or get their slower…unless you are Caren!

17. Lol no joke my father has accused me of locking him inside the house when I was around 12

18. The city that I live near has 6 yes 6 officers so the sheriff's office helps and the city is on the Idaho border so the sheriff's deputies over there also help and the sheriff's deputies from the county I live in help them out to so alot of help well sometimes lol

19. That microwave gun wasn't a joke I have made several from commercial magnetrons out of microwave ovens and they work through walls and ceilings..

20. Why would you even show up to these stupid calls? Are you bored or something?

21. do you know late George Carlin?

22. "The difference between fiction and reality is, fiction has to make sense."

23. Dude, Fire here. We have it worse on such calls. XXX OOO XXX

24. Funny video, however that energy gun one is not so far fetched. I don't know that it would be all that portable unless you used a heavy duty extension cord, but you could really do some damage to a person (unless they, you know, moved away from the beam) although it would take a bit of time. Similar in concept to the area denial "pain beam" the military has.
    Good way to fry yourself putting it together though, unless you really know what you're doing.

25. that one board, just torn to heck.

26. I just don't know what to think about all that!😐

27. The animals are out tonight it's a full moon. Better bring your vampire spray and a silver bullet

28. They are killing innocent home owners.

29. I heard a call go out last week for police "caller advices the mailman did not close his mailbox and he is very upset"

30. What house has only one door?

31. Re the plastic penis stuck wherever. This is where education is key. If you’re gunna do anal play do it right, there are kits of smaller to increasingly sized dildos that allow the user to massage their anus to whatever size in a step by step method. Then also anal dildos have a specific stopper type end that prevents their being inserted fully. Use the right equipment for the job and you stay safe and everyone has a good time. Adventure is just another term for poor planning.

32. 👍🇺🇸👍,

33. 3:09 microwave guns are an actual thing, with a microwave one can make a sort of “energy gun” that heats up anything in front of it to a painful temperature causing first and second degree burns. The US military actually has its own microwave weapon called the “Active Denial System” or ADS for short

34. My wife as an EMT was sent by dispatch to a person bitten by a chicken… skin was not broken and still decided to go to the hpspital.

35. When you start your shift and you already have your stack. Specially in the morning

36. more of these please lol

37. Well played…….sir it is amazing how many people have small problem that with a little bit of feasible thought would solve.

38. A guy in a motorized wheelchair is stuck on ice.! True story. Patrol is notified. CN calls back 30 minutes later to say he is unstuck. Only to call back 15 minutes later…

39. My 911 Centre is writing one too 🙂 🙂

40. the greatest respect for that pig logo 🙂

41. What's the PT test like for the police force?

42. Hey, I was locked in my apartment once. And don't give me that BS about windows, it was on the second floor. Did not call the police, that is not who to call. Call a locksmith.

43. Speak for yourself, but here NYC it takes them as long to get to an active shooting as to house lockout.
    and an officer explain to me once that it is much less dangerous to let them leave the scene and then get a description and pick them up at home.
    So how about that

44. At the doughnut shop LoL

45. dispatcher here. actually had a call about a lion trapped in a bathroom. woman worked at a petting zoo/exotic rescue. lion got loose after hours and tracker handler back to their house.

46. A guy in a motorized wheelchair is stuck on ice.! True story. Patrol is notified. CN calls back 30 minutes later to say he is unstuck. Only to call back 15 minutes later…

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