DOG HAS HIS TESTICLES ATTACHED TO HIS CHEST

1. Chestnuts…lol

2. chesticles

3. The only dog on earth that can't lick his own balls.

   He's actually famous and kind of a celebrity in the dog world. He's like the dog version of the Elephant Man. Born with an unbelievable burden. Dogs everywhere pity him. Even the 3 legged dog feels sorry for him. He's been quoted…

   "Ya know, as a dog with 3 legs, I used to feel sorry for myself. I used to think how unlucky I was to have been born different from the all the other dogs…But then one day I was laying around at the beach enjoying a nice long ball licking session when I came up for a quick breath and out of the corner of my eye, I caught a glimpse of the famous dog with balls on his chest. I could only look at him for a second as I wanted to quickly return to licking my own balls, but as I did, I thought to my dogself…

   "You know… You should really be ashamed of your dogself! I may have been born with 3 legs, but thats not even a 1/ millionth of pain, agony, and suffering that dog must go through everyday as he watches other dogs, like me, lay around all day licking our own balls. How does he even do It? What keeps him going on. I know for sure, if I couldnt lick my own balls, I'd probably just end it all by running in front of a train or something…Yet, look at him. He goes on every day. A true inspiration to dogs everywhere. From this moment forward, I will never again complain about only having 3 legs… Now where was I (smack, smack smack.)

4. GRANDPA!! You got to keep those fuckers! hahah

5. when my 2nd wife neutered me, it never occurred to me to hang 'em from MY chest, kind of a reminder of when I USED to be a real man.

6. wtf

7. even with the title so plan and simple , I thought this video was gonna be about Rodriquez . *teehee* my bad .

8. I knew my balls would get lower with age but that's nuts lol

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