I hate these things so much.

1. Chicken

2. Grab it by the back end and just throw it outside

3. Great bait for big slab largemouth bass!

4. And I'm warning you. You have 1 sec before I attack

5. Get his fawkin ID!!! Ha

6. I paid for this uber

7. Scared of a grasshopper real man ? Maybe in some other life.lol

8. Babahaha 🤣🤣🤣

9. I dont hate these, I even like them a bit. But I couldnt touch one or stay calm, if it jumps towards me.

   I feel your shock mate. 😔

10. "Bruh I'm warning you now, ahhh.

11. How manly

12. Katydid…

13. 😄 🤣 😂 😆

14. Grasshopper said, "fuck you bitch".

15. Ass gas grass nobody rides for free

16. Calm down

17. Get cho a$$ outta my car 😂😂😂

18. Katydid is the word you are looking for and they are harmless.

19. 🤣🤣🤣

20. Me too they make my skin crawl

21. LOL

22. Called the armed fisherman!

23. Epic death scream. Lmfao!

24. Did you get its ID?

25. Think your daughter would have handled that better u big girls blouse 😆🤣

26. 🤣🤣😆

27. Bees are the toughest animals on the planet. Grasshoppers are docile. Banana spiders are the devil.

28. LMAO

29. My German Shepard puppy finds them in the yard and turns them into toys…..well until they finally die and she just eats her new friend….. LMAO 😂😂😂

30. Guy remind me of my bus driver when I was still in school almost crashed the bua cause of a grasshopper lmao

31. Haha, stoopid whooman scared of a teeny tiny bug…😂😂😂

    Glad you let it move on James, too many people just go smashing and stomping on the little creatures.

32. Use to catch them with my hands all the time when I was a kid they're literally harmless to people

33. OMG you are so brave to confront that monster. 😆

34. It's just a grass hopper 😆

35. 😢😪🤧 he hates Jiminy cricket ? 😢

36. This guy can go toe-to-toe with some of the nastiest BlueLine thugs in existence, but a grasshopper, oh my!😨

37. Lil' bit, uh, girly 🤣

38. I can't imagine you coming to Africa 😆

39. Love ya JMA,,, but please don't tell me that you're afraid of like…. Rainbows and Dolphins too

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