Anti-Gay Man Tried To Marry His Laptop, Attorney Has Hilarious Response

1. Yet in obergefell this is exactly what the Supreme court said- Marriage is a "fundamental right" ergo the concept of discrimination need not apply. Thus, if a person wants to marry a laptop there is no grounds by which the government could prohibit such- unless we tread in dangerous first amendment anti-establishment clause territory.

2. Care umm let me guess 🤔 because it’s in our kids eyes

3. I can see if people care if they say it's the closest way for diseases to spread between two men I'm all down for same women relationships

4. THE BEST DONKEY OF THA DAY OF ALL TIME.

5. It's ok hes probably for real it's his laptop you can't have sex with it that's a dam computer omg lmfaoo

6. Lol

7. I rewatch tjis to remind myself that someone actually tried to marry an underage laptop…

8. I understand why he did it

9. WELL THAT MAKE SENSE. CAUSE I GOT SOME PHENES ON THE INTERNET TO SNART A WHOLE LINE OFF YOUR KEYBOARD.(CHARLIE CLIPS)

10. "Underage laptop" lmao. Laptops must be at least 18 years of age lol. Who has a 18yo laptop? Haha😂

11. LMAO!!!! THIS IS ON THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF FUNNY BUT WE BEEN DISTRACTED BY THE WORLD. ONCE AGAIN THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH!!!!!!

12. IF HIS LAB TOP IS CLOSE AND THEN YOI OPEN IT YOU ARE A RAPIEST

13. Lmao “having a relationship with a underage laptop” 😂😂😂

14. 😂😂😂😂😂

15. He look like a undercover gay guy

16. SOoooo.. hear me out here…. if the Laptop can't sign a Prenuptial Agreement… Does that mean the Laptop can leave with half his assets… in the event of Divorce? …and is getting an upgrade considered cheating?

17. These are the same damn people worried about Sharia law in America but are too hypocritical to figure out that they are just as bad with their bloody nonsense. They are doing exactly the same thing when trying to make everyone else live by their beliefs. One of the guys that I know in my town calls people like this The American Taliban. Your religion is supposed to dictate what YOU do. It is NOT supposed to dictate what I do as my religion is not the same as yours.
    It also seems so strange to be so focused on the sex lives of other people. I honestly have never cared about who else is f-ing who. I always was way more interested & involved in my relationship with my husband to worry about what other people were doing.
    The US is supposed to be a free country with freedom of religion so why do they think their religion is supposed to be the one that we base our laws on? There is a fucking reason they wrote the separation of church & state into our constitution. We are NOT supposed to use the Bible to write laws for everyone. We are, however, supposed to use common sense to do so. Too bad this guy has so little of it. Have a great day!

18. Dude looks super gay btw. Just saying….

19. Lmao

20. That guy is so crazy he needs to seek medical help

21. how is his laptop 15?

22. Will he be considered a widower should that laptop catch a virus and shut down permanently????

23. He needs to get punched…says my girlfriend

24. I'll support this guy marrying his Laptop over homosexuals marrying

25. What if someone told you the LGBT community is pushing the agenda of a secret society that worships pagan deity. What if the deities agenda was to unravel all of God’s laws. I’m black and it is very apparent the liberal party are run by satanist

26. Can you imagine the honeymoon? Lotion, Pornhub and a keyboard cover! Then a lot cigarette and some Totino’s Pizza Rolls. 😌

27. Tell him bro

28. if i could get the tax benefits and the bah from the army, id marry a laptop

29. People stupid

30. So is it cheating if he goes to the public library to print something out?

31. first of all wtf is wrong with this country.

32. Marriage is a contract. Did he propose to the laptop? And did the laptop say yes (without being programmed to do so)? If not, then no marriage.

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