Florida Man Steals Truck To Warn Government Of Battle Between Aliens & Dragons

1. Other states don't publish these Crime's that come out of Florida. That's why you don't hear them elsewhere. Weird shit like this that happens everywhere.

2. What if that I true?

3. As a born and raised Floridian from Broward County, I can confirm the people here HELLA different 😂

4. The excuse he gave sounds like a extravagant lie a kid makes up after they get caught doing something! 🤦🏿‍♀️ Creative Imagination.

5. WHAT ABOUT HIS BLACKASS NAME😆😆

6. The guy could have a mental illness.

7. Cocaine Cowboys and Aliens🤠🐄❄️🏂👽🛸

8. So called aliens are actually shapeshifting demons and 😎 They Live😎amongst us masquerading as humans

9. One word…. METH!

10. I thought dude was 45

11. Joe be too busy in 🛏

12. What if Corey Johnson and those other crazy other people that says similar are actually right? What if they've found a way of hacking life an art able to dip into that world for few mins and was able to actually see things but things are so wild that no one on planet earth would believe them then we all die and we go to that place or we were passing that planet and saw some crazy sh*t ourselves and be like "no fricking wayyy, Corey an Co was right" lmaoooo

    Wild wild thoughts!

13. At this point they need to start a playlist for all the florida man stories

14. Damn he's 29 those drugs are crazy

15. Ford F150 is the official truck of Texas too.🛻

16. Only in Florida

17. Y'all ain't know that Florida was full of aliens? Why y'all think those mfs always doing extraterrestrial shit? 👽🤣

18. Wait, there’s actually a “Space Force” base? Seriously 🤨

19. Damn so they mostly play the race game when it’s whites lol 😂

20. 29!!!!!!!!!!! I'm 32 loooool nooo way

21. Reminds of that scene from the anime "Black Lagoon" where Rock is broken out of an enemy camp…and the driver is stoned.

22. Tio Charla, Its the Bermuda triangle

23. Well we can’t play a game….. because no other racist other than White would do this 😂🤷🏽‍♂️

24. If the sun doesn't fry your brain its all the drugs and alcohol…smh

25. I guess there's a war going on outside no man is safe from 😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣

26. Florida stupid is a different type stupid

27. Actually sounds like a pretty awesome concept for a movie. The movie reign of fire versus Independence Day

28. Florida out here being GTA Online mods these days lmfao

29. Everyone take this moment and receive God in your life pray to God everyday for his help in life situations, read the holy bible everyday, believe in God more than you believe in anything else, Trust God more than you trust anyone else, praise God more than you praise anything else, love God more than you love anything else and remember with God help all good things are possible all you have to do is never give up also a great place for you to start in the holy Bible is (Psalms 1) and everyday after that read a chapter in Psalms till you finish all the chapters in Psalms then after that start on (Proverbs 1) then everyday after that read a chapter in Proverbs till you finish all the chapters in Proverbs and after that read every chapter of the Holy Bible until you finish it for it will change your life in the most amazing way

30. In real life it’s not crazy over here like you see on the internet

31. To warn the government….gotta be white. D btw posted this before watching video

32. It gotta be all that sunlight 😂

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