Florida Man Threatens To Kill Someone With ‘Kindness’, The Name of His Machete

1. This is my brother, same mom and dad. This was blown out of proportion and dropped. The police threw him to the ground and tazed him even though he was cooperating fully. The neighbors were his girlfriends methed out cousins. Though he has very good reasons to be behind bars this bullshit yet amusing story isn't it! Cops wont even pick him up for what he did do because there is no physical evidence! Sucks how they arrest him on bullshit but wont pick his ass up for what me and our sister know he's been doing. Cant post it here because well its media and we see how well this story went!

2. B I G B R A I N

3. What people don't get is that most of these crazy people doing "Florida Man" things are not from Florida. Crazy people tend to gravitate to the sunshine and beaches. Same with California.

4. Really yall must not know EVERYONE has a machete in Fl we use them to cut trees bushes or limbs but I was born in Orlando and we still learned how to sharpen our stuff right off the side walk but what im sooo confused about is what does a machete have to do with race considering the context of the statement because Floridians as a whole use them because of the environment not because there crazy but this dude was pretty stupid

5. Hi All. I just wrote a song called FLORIDA MAN … you can watch the video here:
   https://youtu.be/lrzAhkzTGdU
   Hope you’ll enjoy it 🙂

6. Why wasn't he given an attempted murder charge

7. Let me see, his name is Bryan just like the dog on Family Guy and the dog is white sooo he has to be
   a Caucasian……{ shake it off, shake it off } ……lol…plus I can see his picture on Youtube…… GRIM.

8. Wow… I can't believe I just found this, that's my nephew… He's not the brightest tool in the shed… He still wearing an ankle monitor by the way… 😂🤣🤣

9. Yakub created him 😂

10. straaaaighttt

11. half inch cut? On the hand that an’t shit, how small was the machete?

12. I HATEEEEEEEEE when americans try to sound Jamaican

13. Mr Stewart is that guy!!

14. Omg there are so many crazy people in America, this is why y'all should not have guns! A few crazies ruin weapons for everyone! See how weird that sounds? Yeh cuz guns are not normal, wake up America, this aint the Wild Wild West!!! (I know this is about knives but the point still stands)

15. STRAIIIIT

16. 😮 tf is wrong ppl

17. Florida Man strikes again 💀

18. Thats not a knife

    @Coloredspaces

19. LMFAOOO THE PATOIS 🤣🤣🤣

20. Sounds like being kind, helps everyone but me 🤨

21. It's like calling your car Karma… then driving around yelling "Wait until Karma catches up to you!"

22. Yooo I’m dying 😂😂😂😂 #fromFLORIDA

23. Tampa bay 813 hillsborough county it’s a whole different way of life down here anything goes.

24. Another fucker….

25. As a Floridian we just accept it nowadays.

26. I guess you can kill people with kindness

27. Why did Envy sound so excited to be asked? “Ask me ask me” LOL

28. I'm an artist and this actually give me a good ideal for a villain

29. You have to be careful when it comes to everything people say. They might have a machete named kindness, or a gun they call their girlfriend. I wonder if a lot of jamaicans got offended by what they were saying though…lol..smfh…

30. Florida, Florida, Florida…what in the hell is wrong witchu?? Every single day there is something crazy going on there. LOL 😂

31. “I’m still working on that one I’m a petty cancer ♋️ “ 😂

32. I got an aggravated assault w/a deadly weapon charge, and got $30,000 bail. How the hell did he only get 10k bail? I would have been back on the streets in no time..

33. I haven't laughed this hard in a while😭😭😭😭😭 'Kill em with kindness'

34. We u realize c the god said concrution instead of construction

35. $10,000 bond for a black man charged with assault? Come on na y’all lol

36. man. why yall FL people making us look bad

37. Florida water on some other level.

38. The Mayonnaise is weighing very heavy this month. 😂😂

39. Omggggg dead 💀 lmaoooo 😂😂😂😂 Florida takes that “L” once again. Lol

40. “He’s from the Caucast mountains”
    “Yuh cun-created him”😂😂

41. I like dat i give da open jar of mayo a 10 for originality

42. So a man threatened to kill a man with a Machete, then tried to kill the man with a Machete, and got a… 10,000 bond? But if you have weed they will put you in prison and fined you more than 1,000 (the amount that he would have to put up to go free…for trying to kill someone)

43. STREEEAAIIGHT!

44. Omg there are so many crazy people in America, this is why y'all should not have guns! A few crazies ruin weapons for everyone! See how weird that sounds? Yeh cuz guns are not normal, wake up America, this aint the Wild Wild West!!! (I know this is about knives but the point still stands)

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