Amazing Conversation Starters

1. The German Pickelhaube is the be-all-end-all hats. That or an authentic Soviet Ushanka (which I own one)

2. Honey badgers!

3. I AM A EMU according to my freand

4. People who joke about killing cats have small penises. You outed yourselves boys, everyone knows now.

5. Mike looks a little like my senior year Psychology teacher.

6. A 🐖 is the rudest

7. Cats rule! Lol.

8. not to be that guy but… im gonna be that guy. iPhone X is pronounced "ten" not "ecks"

9. Your cat comments offend and trigger me. I need my binky and safe space rickey tick. My cat…doesn't give a damn.

10. Yes all cats are bastards and i do have a siamese she is bitch but she kills snakes

11. Mike i think you should at least talk to Brian (HighImpact) and ask each other questions i think it would enlighten many people and bring more of us to your side.. I like both your channels and have been subscribed to you for a while. Believe it or not , we anarchists are not all purple haired lunatics . There is a method to it, we dont just want to destroy everything. we just want to rule ourselves. Keep rocking brother!!! Hilarious vid

12. Mike you are trying too hard to be cool and you have failed. Bottom line, cops are self exposing their own hearts. All cops are robots and government henchmen, nothing more. I know you want civilians to bow to you, but always remember you are the civil servant, not the other way around.

    Here is some advice, treat people as you would like to be treated. Drop the tough guy routine, you are fooling no one.

    Seek Christ, he alone sets you free.

13. @mikethecop best animal to scale up to the size of a horse. For sure a husky.

14. Little Mike and Big Mike sound a lot alike..

15. The hat game? Go watch the key and peele video they probably won it

16. On the whole cat tangent:
    I think most cats behavr that "snobby" or lazy because most people don't train them. When people get dogs they have to train them, since an untrained dog can cause alot more damage to people then a cat that scratches your pants or sth, but a cat can be a "untrained pet". Yet if you use training tactics for dogs on cats, they will follow somd comands like sit and shit (didn't try anything to hard with mine just sit and lie down, yet she seems to have learned sth on her own: when I say her name and point at a door she'll walk out of said door)

17. I just laughed a lot right there.

18. P.s. any animal at a petting zoo is going to be giving people "that look"!! Don't worry I don't think it was personal 😁

19. Funny!!

20. In 5 years: "You can't say the 'M' word! That's insensitive and racist! And I'm vegan!"

    Me, the Chad Omnivore:
    Memes, Midgets, Meat, Mike the Cop…

21. OMG MIDGETS!!!! 😂😂😂😂

22. You guys are hilarious!!! 😂😂😂 At first, I thought you guys were twins, cuz you talked about cats when you were growing up and Uncle Frank. Then one guy talked about a brother who was sensitive to light from chemo. Just found you tonite, so please forgive my lack of knowledge.
    Are you related, and are you both cops?

23. Willllberrrr!

24. Dave, you're going to Hell…. midget Hell!

25. The real paradox is: if you scale a midget up to the size of a horse… is he still a midget?

26. MAN BUNS!!!

27. I want a pony the size of a horse.

28. UPP sounds more and more like Mike as the days go by.

29. Midgets… I think I peed a little. Lmfao

30. 6:48 cop likes hurting people confirmed.

31. Only real men like cats.  Dopey, insecure men hate cats because they can't control them like they can dogs.

32. The perfect hat would be a cross between a Cowboy hat & a Top hat I reckon.

33. This is the only thumbs down I ever gave you. You just do not know how to pick out a cat correctly. As my son says ( a hamtramck firefighter) Cats are furry blood pressure medicine.

34. I cant imagine Mike The Cop how he doing trafic stop. He always is funny

35. This chanel is amazing. Funy, seriously, and interesting. Great job Mike The Cop.

36. I totally said ostrich and then he said ostrich or emu. Lol!

37. In the words of my skydiving boss if you check Google reviews nobody ever leaves a bad skydiving review

38. 6:48 cop likes hurting people confirmed.

39. I cant imagine Mike The Cop how he doing trafic stop. He always is funny

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