Answering 9-1-1 Calls in 2017

1. Jello what's your emergency…?

2. Oh, neat, I have that jacket, I think.

3. epic brutal reality… nice one!

4. At least he didn't victim blame.

5. hahaha

6. This is exactly why you don't have cops working in dispatch.

7. YES

8. Thought this would be more of an actual original commentary on something specific to 9-1-1 calls, especially coming from a police officer's perspective, not the continuous beating of the dead horse of liberal social ideologies. I get the joke. Ha ha, got em. Now can we move on?

   (Let me guess, the whole point of the video was to get me mad, and I'm taking this humorous and satirical video way too seriously, so my opinion now has been rendered null and void.) This is also kind of me letting off steam from hearing the same jokes and satire over and over again about the exact same thing.

9. Lol so true

10. Funny video, I just applied for dispatch as well, 👍

11. "We have units on the way" Didn't even ask the location…

12. If only every cop could be like Mike.

13. This is a comedy sketch. I could 100% see someone doing this in real life

14. in Sweden you can be charged for reporting the race of a criminal

15. I'm a snowflake, and even I approve this message. LOL. You don't even have to work in Law Enforcement to recognise & understand that people like this are out there, totally blocking you from helping them, even when they are demanding your help… 2-3 Years spent working in frontline customer service is more than enough time to get an idea for the type of nonsense that LE, First Responders, and Emergency Communications personnel have to deal with on a daily basis…

    Just watch "Ambulance" from the UK (great show) – episodes are freely available right here on yt, and you'll realise that no matter what information you need to have clarified, in order to ensure the appropriate help is being dispatched, that the callers will constantly argue, refuse to listen, and then blame you for everything that happens…

16. lol

17. you can do that….. can i get that please!!!!!

18. Did you just assume my gender 😤😤😤

19. I like how the cop is wearing a gaming headset.

20. This sad but really true. Society has gone soft. Or dumb. Maybe both

21. Love it

22. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I died laughing at this

23. This has no comedic value.

24. Lmao right!

25. I figured out how to get Liberals help! Just round them up and tell them they are going to a protest. That they'll need to be prepared to stay for quite a while, implying that it will be something like the Occupy thing. Have fake news reporters there (I'm sure CNN has a few they can spare) to take their stories down, maneuvering them to answer intake questions. Then assign them to "safe spaces" that coincide with their diagnosis. Problem solved.

26. 911 Where is your emergency?

    "Excuse me, are you assuming my location?"

27. UGH RACIST HETEROSEXUAL AMERICAN BLUE FUCKING COP!! YOU ARE INCREDIBLY BIGOTED MAN. HOW DARE YOU ENFORCE OUR LAWS AND SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE TO KEEP OUR COUNTRY SAFE BY FIGHTING CRIME THROUGH KEEPING DANGEROUS PEOPLE CONTAINED.

28. Profiling is illegal, but police love it!! Merica!!

29. is that a xbox one head set

30. Seems accurate

31. "He's a dark white"

32. Mike also believes that there's a war on christmas, and NFL players rightfully kneeling hurts him.

33. It sickens me that this is accurate.

34. I would've responded with ok fuck you

35. Lol I wonder if anything like this has actually happened to a cop before

36. Is that an Xbox headset!!! When did the department upgrade to those! Do they come with COD! Where do I sign up! ha ha

37. 😂😂😂

38. I would deliberately get myself arrested just to meet you

39. Love it!!! Great comady piece. 🙂

40. Mike – I needed this video. especially "transfer to mental health hotline" LOL

41. I don't how about you, guys, but this is beginning to be really scary. The world is clearly going more and more mental. The lengths to which people like TannerMiller here in the comments are willing to go to prove their nonsensical points are quite frightening.

42. These videos make my day!😂

43. No joke LMAO

44. classic mike. "yello, police."

45. …..this is political. Make videos without it.

46. Inspired by Steven Crowder/LouderWithCrowder

47. Imao!!!!

48. I am going to share the hell out of this on facebook, and piss off some of my 'friends' that at some point during the past few years went full on SJW.

49. Amazing! Love it! Hahaha

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