DAD JOKES: Try Not To Laugh | OFF THE CUFF CLIP: EPISODE 17

1. That was freaking hilarious.

2. Oh man… Dave's gonna be in trouble in a few years if not already!? Lol. His daughter is a beautiful young lady! Not that The U.P.P. isn't gorgeous also but…. Haha. Good video all!

3. I lost, too. Some of those were really funny. Good job, young'un!

4. Dude….she looks just like her dad.

5. This is awesome!!! 🤣

6. 666 likes. I just can't like this video, sorry.

7. Wow she is really pretty💎 and I have a cheesy sense of humor so I laughed at most

8. Dude, Dave would be such a badass father-in-law! Drinks scotch, loves guns, has a sense of humor. I volunteer!

9. OMG this video is amazing. It's like listening to my 12 year old daughter make up jokes. Mike, what did the cop say to his belly button? You are under a vest. Har-har-harrrr.

10. it's not how she makes friends on the bus.

11. Oh my gosh! I just laughed so hard. Thanks Mike 🙂

12. Mike the Cop, I have just discovered your channel, and I am wondering if you have any videos and personal insight on what appears to be unjustified aggression and actual police brutality?

13. Can I get your response on this: http://www.kansas.com/news/local/crime/article192111974.html

    It's very sad, but I would like to hear the opinion of an actual officer.
    In my opinion, this was 2nd degree murder and should be a federal crime.

14. Off subject but it's your most recent video….
    We just lost a Deputy in Pierce County Washington. My dream was to be a police officer, I was even in the local sheriffs office explorer program then a reserve temporarily. However life happened, I had surgery , my mom passed away and alcohol and pain meds became my controller. 3 years ago I received my last DUI , the trooper was awesome and his words echoed and stuck in my head. I was given a deferral and was ordered to go to rehab and outpatient along with a 12 step program. I have been off paper for 2 years now and still attend the 12 step program regularly. ( can't say the name but it's the first letter of the alphabet) I owe my new life to law enforcement. Every day I pray for all first responders.
    Now after that long winded speech. Today when I woke up I had learned of a Deputy in Pierce County Washington paid the ultimate sacrifice. My heart aches for his family, that agency and all law enforcement officers in our country. I am telling this to all law enforcement officers I personally know and to the ones I am aware of even on YouTube. THANK YOU FOR FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART FOR YOUR SERVICE. BE SAFE OUT THERE .

15. You should do a video with the after prison show

16. Omg ali is cute. I failed..

17. Hi Mike, really enjoy the videos. You guys are badly portrayed by your media and you have made a difference in my opinion at least 🙂

    As a South African could you do some reacations to the videos of our police? Like the one with the motorcycle cop shooting while riding.

    Thanks and keep up the great work 😍

18. Hello Mike how do open carryers get in the banks or in restricted areas ?

19. Mike, I just did a small pull in my racecar and it was 12 AM. I was going about 45 in a 35 but I slowed down right after the pull. At the next intersection there was an officer and as I turned the officer immediately did a u-turn and followed me for 100 ft before takin a picture of my vehicle. He then stopped in the middle of the road and I continued on my way. Should I be worried? I'm sure that there is no way the officer knew my speed… Also wouldn't he have just pulled me over if I did anything illegal?

20. Two muffins sitting in the oven, one turned to the other and says,
    "Damn it's hot in here." The other one goes, "Holy shit, a talking muffin".

21. A little off topic, but If I got arrested would I be able to request one of those microwavable noodle bowls instead of a hotpocket?

22. Video idea?what do you think of shows like Live PD or Cops?

23. So Mike, if you were to pull somebody (a male) over for speeding and first thing he said was "oh sorry I didn't see you there" would you and/or most cops find it funny? or no?

24. Dad Jokes. Every time my dad goes out for a walk he trips and hits his head. So what we did is put his testicles in his socks so he doesn't trip on them.

    My dad died from a Viagra overdose. It was impossible to close the lower half of his coffin unless we laid him on his side. We had to delay the funeral for 3 months because mom didn't want him buried with a smile on his face.

25. I like the french fry joke

26. An expecting mother tells her husband "I'm pregnant"
    It's their first child.
    The man, with tears in his eyes "Hi pregnant, I'm dad"

27. What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons? Hose A and Hose B

28. You know how to tell when a joke is bad enough to be a dad joke?
    When the punchline is apparent.

29. Three guys are on a boat with four cigarettes, but they don't have any matches or lighters. What do they do?

    They throw one cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

30. The best video to date!!! (In the non-serious category)

31. hey mike can you do a video about people commiting suicide by cop? for example if you ever had to experience it, or why people may do it instead of in some other way?

32. Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because he was a fungi. Why didn’t he make it in anyway? Because there wasn’t mushroom.

33. Man the audio is CRISP!!!!

34. Allie is hott. Dave must have a hot wife because she sure doesn't look like him 😁

35. Im brazilian, im offended jk

36. Ally is hott!! She is lucky, she looks nothing like her father.

37. So after the magician joke Dave was "Juan" ahead.

38. The shih tzu one got me

39. Her delivery is spectacular…

40. Why does a police officer go by numbers?
    Because they never learned the alphabet!

41. Hey Mike, I'm curious to know if having a Military background is better or worse than someone who has a college education?

42. This was great…it was definitely worth me pretending to have to go to the bathroom at work to watch this lol

43. You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish! 🎼🐠 🎼

44. "Cattle-logs" that's all that needs to be said 😁

45. Ally's jokes were all pretty funny, with some really good ones in there. Nice change of pace there, Mike!

46. 666 likes. I just can't like this video, sorry.

47. You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish! 🎼🐠 🎼

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