Make Sure Your Prisoner Has A P*nis

1. me thinks Daddy n Mike r getting abit lit 🙋🤗

2. I was just disapointed to hear that a man would actually be unwilling to preserve innocence. Pleanty of teachers end up laying down their lives when they arent prepared for terrible things to happen.

3. He did a perfect impression lmfao!

4. I used to say that when we did searches on male residents, "sorry, I don't have a penis"

5. Your Indian impression is the best lol

6. I want to say thank you for humanizing police in general. There are good and bad in every profession. Keep up the good work. Every little bit of positivity in these troubled times helps. Hats off to you

7. you cant fix Stupid…

8. When he says instructions unclear for the energy thing put on subtitles…..

9. Why are polygraphs dumb?

10. 12:00 f you mike! Lol
    I will get y’all some money when I’m not broke I promise.

11. Merica

12. I just want to say no selfrespecting Irishman would fight for the crown!!!

13. 18:26 underpaid producer didn't think I'd see that lol.

    Edit: good replay. Wait for the throat clear and "whoo!!" 18:26 that shit.

14. I get bulk. Rifle coffee every month, to give to people…..and drinking my chocolate tequila with u..

15. Copper stills and worms take bad tastes out of the alcohol. A lot of distilleries will use a stainless steel still and use copper worms to condense it.

16. Can you do more Seinfeld…. please? and more sensually 😉

17. lol dat accent

18. You guys crack me up!

19. D&d reference stereo type is rite geeks become cops to get people back lmao to funny

20. Haha… Ya'll are great! And you know why The U.P.P would abandon ship if his girl and their family couldn't go! She's the first (and potentially last) female to give him any! Lol. Note I did say female! I'm sure he could switch teams and do pretty good!? Just fux'n with U.P.P! Ya'll are hilarious. Keep it up

21. This shit is soooooo funny

22. …I’m only 10 minutes in and you’ve already insulted a huge nation and used a pejorative in reference to a Little Person. (I’m certain you know this, but friendly reminder- the term “midget” is incredibly rude. The disorder is called dwarfism and most people with a form of dwarfism prefer to be referred to as Little People.)

23. The reason I pulled you over, do you liking a slimjim LMAO

24. lmao sexton is my last name

25. Omg the tuna tunas song. It warms my heart to see the glory days of the internet return

26. Should be put where they identify tbh…

27. Knights of the Dinner Table: a comic about the extreme group of d&d players. I recognize myself and people I played with over the years. Had to read them all. Priceless classics.

28. hey there im sure youve gotten this but im wondering if your department every gives you shit about being on you tube
    i enjoy your channel thanks

29. The cops from India. I choked. 😂😂

30. Damn the sexual tension in the beginning between Mike & Dave got my man tits all tingly.. just saying lol… love you guys 😉

31. Not all men have a penis.

32. Hey Guy if you guys were doing a traffic stop and they had your podcast playing would that get them a get out of a ticket lol jk

33. I have a suggestion for the segment of the Main topic ~~~~ "Now it's time for…..Mike's Man Meat."

34. "I control your life." Lol

35. SEVEN!!! WHATS IN THE BOX!!!!

36. Bork bork nom noms

37. About Sexton, there's a channel on here called The Whiskey Vault. Run by a couple of cool guys. But on their Facebook page, everyone seems to love Sexton. My first 2 Irish whiskies were Redbreast and Green Spot (so starting with the good stuff!). Everyone kept saying how good (at least for the price) Jameson Caskmates Stout was. I finally got it. And the taste is nice. But just like you said about the Sexton… thin. I wonder if a higher proof would be fun for both of them. Would love to try both at cask strength. Then again Green Spot is 40% and that stuff is still great.

    Of course my taste is more like Dave. Give me Laphroaig… or Ardbeg… or Lagavulin!

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