***OFFICIAL MERCH LAUNCH*** FOR JOHNNY 5-0 YOUTUBE CHANNEL

1. https://www.cafepress.com/johnny50

2. You talked to me like you do people you would give your I'd out because I'd put you in hospital on camera or not because I don't give a fuck

3. You've GOT to add the "ssssshhhhh" from the Pasedena library! That episode was the FUNNIEST EVER! I STILL crack up every time I think about it!

4. We have a saying here in Rhode island.
   If you come to Rhode island dont drive through Johnston.

5. There are so many memorable “in audit” quotes, but my favorite has to be “IS THIS YOUR FIRST DAY ON THE JOB OR YOUR LAST?”
   So very funny if directed towards a particularly aggressive douchebag PIG.
   Ordering a t-shirt soon, johnny five o…

6. Can’t order an in the neck mug, I emailed cafe express and they said it was blocked by the legal team for copyright reasons

7. Quit giving your money to these fake preachers patriots and show your support where it truly counts! Can't wait to get something! Thank you sir..

8. Dammit, I wish I could remember the one funniest statement you ever made. But I couldn't stop laughing at it? I think it's from the Bee Sting Face video, but maybe not?

9. JOHNNY – You gotta add a shirt that says "Johnny50, known jay-walker". 😂

10. How about "johnny five o is sapiophobic" ?

11. You should make a shirt so you’ll always have “ID” you.

    Small J5O on front directly under center of the hole you insert your noggin through. On the back, and if you didn’t see it coming with that lead in, ya need help. Back to what’s going on your back, in a very large PT., just the letters I.D.

    Never leave home without it. In fact, put it on the back of a couple of best sellers!

    Second shirt has: Did I tell you?

    On reverse: Then you didn’t need to know.

    For when cops or nosy nates/natalies ask you what ya doing?

    Then turn around and let them read it.

12. Just watched Picture Perfect current video and he need help

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb3Bq1a8N0A

13. Your so silly! Thanks man, good luck I hope it's Huge!

14. gotta get some Johnny 5-0 booty shorts

15. Awesome, thank you Johnny!

16. J5O, what about your, 'Nothing says undercover cop car like an undercover cop car" or "@ the corner of crack and 8 ball"?

17. How do we get you talking back to Sioux Falls voice recording merch…I had laugh tears!

18. Party bus and sparing no expense are a few of my favorites from back in the day. You make the world a better place!

19. checked out the merch. I will trade the rush patch for something? nice job with the merch!!

20. SUGGESTION!!!
    YOUR LIVE ON THE INTERNET

21. i just placed my order! i will soon be Uber’ing around SoCal rocking my johnny 5-0 tshirt 👍

22. Link says BLANK PAGE? What to do….??? lol

23. After today you need to have a torch one. Torch War 2019. I fought for freedom in the 2019 Torch War. Mine's brighter than yours (add a graphic of a torch). And what about a cam back one. Oh oh Cam back. Hold it this way it takes a better photo.

24. I LOVE YOU CRAP EMOJI FLAG WITH THIN BLUE LINE. like the sign you made at DENVER AIRPORT

25. I guess bee sting did not want to make some money.
    sad 😛

26. IS YOUR MOM ON PAROLE?
    that is so fn classic ?🤣🤣🤣

27. Sweet. Can't wait for the thong/ski mask combo.

28. JOHNNY – You gotta add a shirt that says "Johnny50, known jay-walker". 😂

29. Honor your oath is my favorite one thank you and congratulations Johnny so happy for you also the Ohio Department you called today they're only an hour from me maybe I'll have to pay them a visit LOL with the new shirt

30. Many are wonderful..i like the aluminum coffee cups too.

31. you finally got me exited.. 😁

32. We should get a vote on favorite shirt and have Johnny wet T-shirt it on an expedition.

33. How bout “don’t go home and beat ur wife officer “

34. fk you in the neck is a favorite.

35. Awesome 📷🖖👊😎

36. GREAT MERCH! DON'T KNOW WHAT TO CHOOSE…:) OH NO! NO PUPPIES…PIX OF SIRIUS AND POPPY WOULD BE GOOD ON THE "ARE YOU GOOD WITH DOGS?"

37. I will sport a t-shirt, but i am not good looking 5.0.

38. Honor your oath fuckstick. Defiantly gonna get that one 😁😁

39. Shut up and take all my money!

40. Ok got it it’s up

41. Can’t find it

42. JONNY, I got one for you! “BAD COP, NO DONUT!”

43. Oh nvm I put 50 not 5-0

44. Just tried to buy the vag number one but this link and website won’t wrk? I’ll try again latter

45. Awesome I will order some shirts 👍🏻👍🏻

46. In The Neck…..Bitches!

47. HEYYYYY YOOOOOO!!!!

48. Yes

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