PHONE CALL – ST. ROBERT POLICE – MAJOR COOLEY 573-336-4700

1. "Hello this is Major Cooley, I'm unable to answer your call right now as I am being breast fed and having my diaper changed"

2. Lmao, great accent!!!

3. Wow, you really know the law. I’d love to see you try and represent yourself in court after prank calling and slandering a federal police station.

4. Delicious German accent bro

5. classic

6. Love when 5.0 calls!

7. If you think this was a german accent, you failed. I admire your work. I really do. Keep it up, but plz dont talk with that "german" accent again. Thx.

8. Just love how those ignoramuses attempted to utilize the Federal Code, USC Title 18, Chapter 37, Section 795 Photographing a Military Installation…and COMPLETELY MISINTERPRETED IT! It is forbidden to film, photograph, even sketch or draw a picture WHILE ON THE BASE’S PROPERTY! Not while on a public sidewalk! These assclowns are potentially facing a very expensive False Arrest lawsuit that will ultimately cost Missouri taxpayers TENS OR HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS! Picture Perfect, otherwise known as The Plaintiff, will undoubtedly go after those Officers’ badges, and their Qualified Immunity! Sure hope so…they’re so ignorant of the very law they’re supposed to understand and uphold. I’ll bet the City Attorney had to tell them to release The Plaintiff, (Picture Perfect). In any case, buckle up, St. Robert, MO P.D….you’re in for a very bumpy ride!!!

9. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

10. This was pretty funny.

11. Awesome message.

12. go to the south gate and do a double audit -they won't know where to go

13. Germans don’t roll their “R”s fuckface

14. DELIBERATELY avoiding citizen input. Ought to be charged with negligence of duty. They will of course stonewall all complaints UNLESS the video is shown at city council or better yet on media. The citizens of that town had better reign in the blue nazis and hold them accountable or they have nothing to bitch about when all their rights vanish.

15. That pd is in deep brown!

16. Deep canine feces, indeed!

17. Love these calls. I’ve missed them calling now sweetheart

18. MAJOR COOLEY SOUNDS LIKE A MAJOR ASS !!!

19. they shut down FB

20. Well that was professional not 🇬🇧

21. Lol exact response I got, except the lady was very rude and stated she was dealing with an emergency on a non emergency number.

22. LAMO I NEED YOUR PAPERS! HAHA

23. We gonna make pancakes?

24. 😂

25. i tried to look up that title # , but all i get is fin. and acct info. WHAT IS THAT CHARGE HE GOT ???

26. is this new

27. In my state cursing on the phone is a crime. I hope it's not there. Here it's called Improper Telephone Communication. Louisiana RS 14:285. Please be careful.

28. Subsequently a warrant was issued for interstate ass chewing…a felony in Missouri

29. Hahahaha! Yes!

30. Would love to see the look on his face when he plays that message! bahahahahahah awesome

31. Is it just me, or do others find that if you call the police, and they transfer you to the person in charge, you ALWAYS get their voice mail, and they NEVER call you back.

32. With an accent like that you've got to be a front runner for the job!

33. LMAO!!!

34. I was eating while i watched this and almost had a kidney bean shoot out of my nose from laughter when i heard that accent lol

35. OMG this video made me die of laughter these cops are so screwed. Try to call they are freaking out and trying to make this an emergency call they said to try to get me charge with abusing emergency line.

36. Hahahhaa, great stuff

37. Drop the mic…..ouch.lol😉

38. I love when you call to redress your government

39. Just what I needed to start my day. It's a LOL kinda day, thanks johnny…

40. They call that top notch Police work.

41. Awesome as usual!!! 💕💕🐹💕💕

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