Reacting to TERRIBLE Self Defense Videos

1. Every LA crackhead is faster than any of these people

2. Snozberries taste like snozberries

3. Jumping spider monkey

4. "He will never sit up again" hahaha yes that is the ONLY way to say it… And hell yes the" Five point palm exploding heart technique" taught by Pai Mei

5. YouTube is probably demonitizing you because in almost every video you make you make idiotic comments about people based on how they look, or their body size, or any other number of things. Like every single video. In this one it was making fun of the bigger woman. In others I’ve seen you make fun of transgenders or gay people. I really don’t think you understand how the internet works man. It’s a sensitive world. If you want to make money online maybe you should keep your judgements to yourself. Not saying you are wrong or right, but it seems to be a problem with you.

6. Shut up and show the video's

7. That lady needs a neck brace now.

8. as a Oregonian I am very offended. jk love you and your content. this place is crazy especially Portland

9. PLZ TURN UP AUDIO ON THE VID

10. Stream starts at 2:30… you're welcome

11. Mike, I would say keep the day job in regards to your singing, but for someone who does not sing professionally, it wasn't that bad (I have worked with, taken the stage with and or fronted 6 rock and roll hall of fame acts). Mike, I love that you have your kid work with you. Steal his hair, he owes it to you. He stole it from you with his very life. Hair suckling bastard. No offense to your son. I'm sure he is not really a bastard, though only you would know. Actually, It is all kids in general (yes, I too am bald and blame the little bastards I call my children, though I love them all more than the hair I once had, almost, almost. Fuck, nope). I agree that Oregon is a straight up piece of crap, California and Washington included (Northern California not as much). We currently live in N. CA but are hauling ass away to live in Idaho as MANY of our friends have done. It is lovely in Idaho, everything,geographically, personally, financially, etc. love your videos Mike, but am at 4 minutes and can't do that long of a video. It's not you it's me. I am sure you have heard that lie before. My cig is gone and I need to back to work. Later my good man. Stay alive and keep policing and being a great guy. Take care my good man. Enjoy!

12. K rot Tay

13. This one did could win a time green look alike contest

14. Are you gonna live stream how to beat up black people?

15. My late Father a WW2 Veteran first taught me Conflict avoidance, he then taught me that in a fight anything goes and to do whatever it took to win. Fighting is mostly common sense and that the only fair fight is the one you win. What he taught me has stood me well around the world in bar and back ally fights.

16. Poor child, has to put up with u…lol

17. I always miss your live streams. It sucks. ❤️ you Mike the Cop! My husband is a LEO and we enjoy your videos

18. INTERNET POLICE HERE! DROP YOUR TERRIBLE SELF DEFENCE VIDEO! DO IT NOW!!!

19. $1.67 is enough for a Timmy's coffee

20. I use the hands like in asking the combatants to calm down because Camaras are always on so it looks like I'm saying please stop calm down but its because I'm ready to strike or block as a club security camera is always on you it's good to make it look like your asking him to calm down but I'm really going to smash him once he throws a punch.but that guys a fruit.

21. You mean bullshido?

22. Behold

23. The skull is like one of 3 hardest parts of the human body unless your a dude…. Then it's one of the four hardest parts

24. Anyone else have cerebral palsy? jw

25. Anyone else from Michigan?

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