A guy named Keaton Patti on Twitter ( https://twitter.com/KeatonPatti ) said he had a bot watch 1,000 hours of telethons and then write its own telethon script and this is the first page. We think Keaton is a genius and can’t stop laughing when we read the scripts.

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31 thoughts on “Reading a Fake Telethon Script”
  1. OMG! I am dying 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  2. Hey……love the vids. So I got pulled over for speeding (a while ago)….I told the cop I was carrying and then she took my gun TO HET CAR…..handed it back at end of the stop mag unloaded and handed me pile of bullets……is that routine? I highly doubt it. She was a state trooper. What's your take and if it's not the law to tell whether your carrying, should you or Not?

  3. If it is the bot or the writer, it's using the repeated "catch phrases" and most commonly said words… with comedic timing. It's funny though.

  4. There's a cure for childhood? I wish some of the adults who haven't grown up yet could receive it. They know who they are!

  5. Being a cop in Michigan right now must be weird. Weed is legal to possess there now but there is currently no legal way to purchase it. We are about to be in the same boat in IL. I am in favor of the legalization of cannabis though.

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