Training to fight Piston Honda I think

1. I can’t say anything… I’m about this bored in this pandemic….

2. This man is going great places.

3. is it just me or does that look MASSIVELY entertaining?

4. That bag fought valliantly.

5. There was no kicking in "Mike Tyson's Punch-Out", this much be "Double Dragon" or "Mortal Kombat".

6. He has his work cut out for him. The 1st Piston Honda was easy, the second Piston Honda during the rematch was tougher. Lol

7. Mortal Combat?

8. What he should've done to beat Piston Honda

   One Hit KO Conditions

   None

   One Hit Knockdown Contitions

   Counter the Banzai attack on any of the the 12 earliest possible frames

   1 Count Conditions

   Get 1st knockdown with Little Mac at full HP

   Get 3rd knockdown with a star punch

   Get 4th knockdown with a star punch

   KO Conditions

   Get 4th knockdown with a regular punch (random)

   Get 5th knockdown

   Earning Stars

   Guaranteed stars on every punch

   Dodging Star Punches

   After 15 star punches, Piston Honda will being dodging them

   After resetting Piston Honda's ability to dodge star punches, Little Mac can use atleast 8 star punches before Piston Honda begins dodging again (couldn't find the exact amount because Piston Honda is getting up on 1 counts or very little amounts of HP)

   Star Punch Damage

   13 if Piston Honda is just standing there

   12 if landing into eyebrows late

   16 if intercepting a jab

   8 if intercepting a hook

   20 if landing while stunned / into eyebrows early / directly after a hook, uppercut or straight jab / with specific guard manipulation

   Hook

   Dodge and counter 5 times

   Quick dodge and counter 5 times

   Can be intercepted with a left face jab

   Uppercut

   Dodge and counter 11 times

   Quick dodge and counter 11 times

   Straight Jab

   Dodge and counter 2 times

   Quick dodge and counter 2 times

   Block and counter 2 times

   Can be intercepted with a gut punch (early) or a face jab (late) (face jabs can also intercept eyebrows early)

9. He will never beat Piston Honda like that. Kicks are illegal in boxing.

10. This made the weird guy from American beauty cry 😂

11. I'm sure it's a great work out.

12. Actually this is quite smart the amount of energy it takes to kick and punch its great cardio and although it looks silly seems kind of fun

13. Mike, that "Mike Tyson's Punch-Out" music hit me hard in the nostalgia! lol, Thank you for that.

14. Dude probably got bored waiting on his girl to get ready

15. At my location, We Call this E.O.P.

16. He is really fucking up that ghost

17. Chicks dig skills.

18. Hey, no blood, no injuries, no one died. Good day I say!

19. That's just good clean fun

20. Damn I ain't never seen a Walmart sack get its ass kicked that bad before 😜WTF I'm glad my dad was a cop and told me drugs fry your brain, so I never even smoked marijuana!

21. You all act like you've never seen a fighter practicing his Shadow Bagging…

22. In all seriousness it would be hard for me to resist joining him. That looks fun.

    I could probably put together a good cover story too for the inevitable YouTube video of the two of us out there having a blast. I'd tell my cop buddies it was a ploy to investigate a mentally disturbed person with advanced disturbed person deescalation techniques. And I'd convince the public it was a community relations event.

23. How to: fight climate change!

24. With a cop watching all of this I wonder if he knew just how much he was risking his life. Y'all murder Dillon Taylor for enjoying music through headphones.

25. Well Mike …maybe one Day you be the One who looses his Shit… lol.
    And we film you, and post you on You Tube..lol
    What an accomplishment..( for a cop , that is ) lol

26. "I'll give you a TKO from Tokyo!"

27. The fact that he did this infront of him & does this for a minute kills me. XD

28. I love the punch out theme song. Works great.

29. He smoke some meth and started to play with the "speed" bag lol

30. This guy really is fighting climate change

31. The last American left with an original imagination 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

32. With all the people saying he's just having fun I have to kinda stand against it. Some dude two nights ago was acting basically this way in the parking lot of where my fiance works. It was all alright until he went inside and started doing the same thing and throwing punches at invisible things inside and randomly shouting about people who told him to see a psychologist and acting violent.
    Some people are just straight crazy and can't be trusted either due to drugs or a preexisting medical condition neither of which is an acceptable excuse to act that way near the normal population.

33. Dont do cocaine kids.

34. On replay💣🚀🔭🐧

35. C'mon, I did that stuff when I was a kid too.

36. The more time goes on and the more videos like this that I watch. I'm starting to think to myself, "maybe I should try the drugs."

37. That man really hates that plastic bag.

38. Anyone that said Tyrone couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag is just a liar….

39. Love how the “Call for Service” comes across the radio after you started recording….😂! That’s a quick “10-4 on location”!!

40. Trying to think of an American Beauty joke. Help me out.

41. Dude the Superman punch was epic.

42. White bag came to the wrong neighborhood.

43. He's the one…

44. Drugs are bad. Mmmmmkay

45. When your bag of weed is empty

46. Legit AF Training…. these armchair fighters don't recognize real skillz.

47. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

48. Aaawwww bless his heart

49. It's not E. Honda…. C'mon… He's gearing up for his fight with Glass Joe…

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