Where Are The Police When You Need Them? (2nd EDITION)

1. HYSTERICAL Mike 👮‍♀️👮‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

2. Well, Arnold on Green Acres was a pet. Come on, man!

3. Oh my freakin gosh!!! There's an ad for Mafia City on this video!! Seriously?!?!?! Geez!!!! Was this the idea of some YouTube algorithm??

4. Funny!

5. Ok, ma’am, I’ll let a deputy know…

6. Thank you and the other officers that deal with this on a day in and day out basis. Remember this when a officer seem a bit shall we say cranky? When you get pulled over.

7. My parents use to listen to dispatch on a scanner 24/7 ( there was at least one automotive crash at the intersection where they lived every weekend) and one night I heard that some older woman had called 911 because she thought she had a ghost in her house.

8. We love these videos. We are both are in Public Service ( We Deal With This Crap to). Yes, you can't make this stuff up! After you finally get home after 16- 18 long hrs of seeing & listening to this crap….you just stir into space and you ask yourself , " Did I Really Just Hear & See That .? Yep unfortunately

9. I was a nice Dispatcher, I tried to deal with weirdo RPs and discouraged them to want police when it was obviously not a real call. Lol.

10. A call came over the scanner here in AZ about a robbery suspect that had left on foot wearing a black tank top, black shorts, black thigh high boots and a furry panda bear hat.

    The obviously distracted cop acknowledges the report with “Uh huh, got it, looking for a polar bear in black thigh high boots” and the dispatcher didn’t correct him.

    My first thoughts after hearing that exchange:

    1. This cop is now out there looking for a polar bear in Arizona while the thieving panda bear is robbing people blind.

    2. The cop sounded bored like people are walking around in thigh high boots and furry panda hats all day long in AZ (they are not)

    3. I will have to remember to think about how my outfit would be described over the scanner if I ever decide to go on a crime spree because black thigh high boots and a furry panda hat just sounds so tacky.

11. That's just a WTF man me moment on pretty well all of those……..we gotta make stupidity a crime guys

12. No the police are actually at my house because people keep calling 911 saying that they think I’m going to hurt myself

13. HAD THE DEVIL REMOVED FROM WHAT???????????????????

14. "hey swan, YEAH U… leave that other swan alone" *swan approaches* "are u okay? do u wanna go home w/ me and get some chicken noodle and a hot bath??? c'mon lets go get u some chicken noodle and a hot bath"…. *proceeds to get into a silver Saturn*

15. Hey Mike, years ago in Quebec, Canada, there were a lot of jokes about cops hanging at a doughnut shop. What are cops supposed to do? Their job is to patrol the neighbourhood. When they need to go, should they wear a diaper? Cops are allowed to go to the bathroom and have a cup of coffee. I'm totally down with that. The best coffee is usually at a doughnut shop. It's only recently that McD started serving pretty good coffee. Even then, depending on taste, it may not be the best. I would rather have the cops at my neighbourhood doughnut shop than driving back to the station for their brakes. Let's let our law enforcement people have a comfortable job. God knows how bad it is to be in a car, good weather, bad weather. How about buying the round for them next time they walk in a doughnut shop?

16. WTF 🇺🇸

17. Funny thing is these probably aren't even close to the weirdest things that police have to deal with

18. 5:31

19. 1:47

20. Sounds like a day shift problem

21. So when he said there was a small pig in the street .. was he throwing shade on some poor, vertically challenged cop?

22. Hey~! For a guy with middle name of "The," You do a pretty good job!

23. Babysitters? Just saying,,,,, God. Bless. 😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😇😇😇😇😇

24. I'm over a year late, but my sister, a 911 dispatcher, told us that an officer in our town called for backup to get help removing a supposedly rabid cat from a Best Western. The cat remains at-large.

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