Why Are Cops Bald and Other Such Questions

1. Cops are bald cause of all the steroids!
   It makes your hair fall out.
   Course they won’t admit to that.

2. Mike I could kiss you!

3. Ok someone stole your hair

4. Its a scare tactic. Bald males are scientifically proven to be more intimidating than those with hair.

5. cops are bald because they are nazis

6. The skinhead Nazi and tactical glasses persona is just another part of the cops being fat, drunk, stupid and pathological liars.

7. Bald or shaved heads are easy to manage…..who wants to mess with hair early in the morning when your still half a sleep getting dressed.

8. Cops are not "bald", bald is a natural condition. Cops are skinheads, they shave their heads as a symbol of being a white supremacist.

9. #1 Practicality

10. Disgusting.. Sold out!!

11. You're hot!

12. "I felt like an avenging angel. I looked like a fat bald dude with a bad temper"

13. Dont kid yourself because of all the roids that is why they are bald and roid rage is why end up shooting somebody during a traffic stop. Hmm why not drug test for roids? because the whole police force would be in Rehab

14. 28:15 average Detroit household?

15. I thought it was so that too one could or would want to scalp them!

16. Hey Mike the Cop, I'm a new subscriber with what might seem to be a silly question, but one I would like addressed. If I see a cop, not actively on an arrest or what I would perceive as actively working a job, what is the best way to thank him/her? Do you shake his/her hand or just a verbal thanks? Do the police appreciate it or has it become rote ? Do you give him/her a longer reason why you appreciate their job, or is that taking up valuable time? Thanks: HB

17. Thinklikeacop say's its because of steroids.

18. recent conceal carry member my question is can you carry on a sidewalk next to a school……I asked the DA but they said it is legal representation and they cant answer….ohh also from WI

19. What WONT a PBA card get you out of? What is the etiquette in using one?

20. Are you going to comment on the NZ shooting video?

21. Lol, I saw this one patrol cop who had this thick, luscious, and wavy hair once, and my friends were laughing, because it was our first time seeing one.

22. You do not have constitutional rights anymore. Freedom is an illusion. If you get stopped by a police officer your fucked Every Witch Way and the only way out is death or in cuffs.

23. It's because of their inferiority complex. Cops adopt the skinhead and tactical glasses so they look tough. In reality they're low IQ thugs, liars, thieves and cowards. In the real world they couldn't get a job managing a convenience store.

24. I just spent 50$ for a limited addition mike the cop book, I really hope it’s actually signed lol.

25. Every time I see flattop shaved cop or bald 👨‍🦲 people it makes me fart and it smells really bad.

26. Just a fair warning to all; if the cop is bald, wears sunglasses, and has a cleft chin, he's an asshole.

27. I've got a question. This happened about 2 weeks ago and I only drove the car to work because I missed the bus since this happened once. I normally take the bus pretty much everywhere.However, 2 weeks ago I was told by my mother, to borrow my dad's car and pick up my teenage brother from work. He works at a skating rink about 15 miles away with no bus lines and only major state routes in between there an our house. Well as I said I was driving my dad car because I dont have my own and unless I'm running an errand for my parents or late for work I dont drive it. I was however stopped by an office for an expired inspection. Writing this post in March it's been uninspected since Aug 2018. I told the officer the situation and he left me with a warning and to tell my dad to get the vehicle inspected. Now schedules at my brothers work have changed and my dad just picks him up in his main car after work so I dont have to. But my mom and dad still ask me to do errands for them which would require driving the expired car. Should I do what they say and my dad the owner will get in trouble or should I just not drive it in case I get pulled over?

28. Bald is so hot love it

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