Wannabe Sovereign Citizen Eats Sidewalk During Traffic Stop
On December 15, 2018 Sedro-Woolley police stopped a car that had a headlight out and its registration expired. The driver, Maurice Jackson, didn’t have his driver’s license with him, but…
From Car Chase to Confession: Manhunt In Sedro-Woolley (Part I)
On September 18, 2018 Sedro-Woolley, Washington police officers were led on a high-speed chase that ended with the vehicle abandoned and the driver taking off on foot. Minus his cell…
From Car Chase to Confession: Arrest & Alibi (Part II)
On September 18, 2018 Sedro-Woolley, Washington police officers were led on a high-speed chase that ended with the vehicle abandoned and the driver taking off on foot. Minus his cell…
Running From the Cops: Interrogation & Confession
On September 18, 2018 Sedro-Woolley, Washington police officers were led on a high-speed chase that ended with the fleeding vehicle abandoned and the driver taking off on foot. Minus his…
The Harder They Fall (Marco: An Unexpected Sequel)
Some of you may remember Marco Garcia, the gentleman who in November 2018 was tased so hard that it exposed his tremendous asscrack. Well, in this video it’s exactly three…
Man Wearing Pink Underwear on His Head Tries to Borrow Skateboard From Police, Gets Arrested
From the report of Officer Zach Carroll: On 6/30/19 at about 2028 hours Officers at Sedro-Woolley Police Department were alerted to a disturbance at the Sedro-Woolley Skate Park at by…
Man Fights Through Pepper Spray, Taser; Ends Up Stranded on Log in River
SEDRO WOOLLEY, WA — From the report of Officer Kerig Holmberg, lightly edited for clarity: On October 15, 2019, at about 0510 hrs, Sedro-Woolley Officers were dispatched to a suspicious…